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When two or more people try to convince you on something you are not eager to accept. But at some point, you start pretending you are convinced to shut them up.
P1: Jamie and Dave tried to convince me on how good vinegar tastes and how good it is for health.
P2: That's total crap, vinegar sucks.
P1: I tried to tell them, but they wouldn't shut up until I gave up.
P2: Lame, you've been crossfire bullshitted.
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When You have the fortunate opportunity to Nail more than one Snatch at a time but you Dont know where to start.
Joey was sat in a bar with his girlfriend who is keen to be taken back home tonight when Two lesbians catch him before his trip to the toilet and invite him back to theirs tonight for some "Fun." In the toilet he recieves a call from his ex saying that she wants him to come and fullfill her needs.
The Description of this puzzle going on in his head is called "Vaginal Crossfire"
When, in a group discourse with a boss, the boss switches subjects and speaks to a single member of the group about which you (and/or the others) have no understanding. Consequently, unwilling to awkwardly leave, one must bear being caught in the crossfire of the two conversing thereby becoming conversational deadweight.
Eric: "So coworker 1 and I have wrapped up the webpage summary"
Boss: Good
Boss (To coworker 1):Did you get that report on the budget for next quarter?
Coworker 1: Yeh but I had a problem with ...
(Eric, having no purpose in the conversation, stands silent in front of the bosses desk)
Later on: "Dude, I just had to bear 10 minutes of Coworker Crossfire in the bosses office"
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Definatly the coolest chrysler to date, the back end is so sexy. Also it's fast, loud, and gorgeous. Will be my first car in a few months. Fast, beautiful, sports car.
tyler: DAMNNNN bro davon just pulled into school in a chrysler crossfire! that thing is badasssss!
armando: yeah man i know i wish i was as cool as him. :(
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A catergory 5 hurricane which exceeds the perimeter of the wind volocities and forms tornados in the inner eyewall. For example: Hurricane Irma
The British Virgin Islands were decimated in a crossfire hurricane in September 2017
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pronounced: "by-par-tih-sin cross-fyr"
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Bipartisan crossfire is the attack received directly and indirectly by both sides of a two-party political system. In the heat of opposing sides, those identified as the "center" or "middle" of the political spectrum are often criticized for not fully embellishing all of the motives of either party. The centrist ridicules the extremists on both sides, such as Rush Limbaugh and Michael Moore*, but also usually agrees with the open-minded on both sides. These far-lefties/righties are usually the ones that instill the bipartisan crossfire in the first place.
Lastly, bipartisan crossfire is socially dangerous. In a world dominated by opposition, the last thing we need is to silence the open-minded: they're usually the ones who stop us from trying to annihilate each other.
*According to the teen-shaping TV program "Family Guy," these two are the same person. Oh, and Nazis support McCain/Palin '08. Because National Socialism and conservatism go hand in hand. Look it up.
The aspiring centrist couldn't fully identify with either party because he supports both the War on Terror and President Barack Obama (mostly, like 73%). Both sides' bipartisan crossfire left him politically alone. He is now left at a crossroads — does he abandon his own identity and conform to one party, or keep his ideals, knowing no one will hear them?
That, or drop politics altogether and become a mindless, Twittering, texting, "OMGi<3thisSong!" media whore.
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a crossfire fuck is when you get a bitch with a big pussy and two guys double penetrate the pussy in two differint directions so it shreds the pussy.
1. Even though toughing another mans penis with his own alex decided the ho liked it rough so he and a another man performed the crossfire fuck shred.
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