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Goegeous people with the best food, music, baseball players and boxers. There island is the best in the carribean. The women are the best and have the biggest butts in the world. The men are hot to. No Cuban likes to be called puerto rican cuz Cubans are better and also because puerto ricans copied the flag and try to display it to everyone when they didn't even come up with. Cuban is also a good lover!!!!
Guy: My chick is Cuban.
His friend: You hella lucky!!!!!!!!!!
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A white/carebbean person whose country was once as great as US,Canada,spain,england ect. until Fidel castro took over and made ot a comunist and socialist country.
57% are white descendants of spanierds
37% are mulato
11% are black
1% are chinese origin
they are actually part of the carebean and not of latin america
talk really loud
hardworking
creators of Alienware
and are as white as americans believe it or not..
Person:OMG your Cuban ,but your so white.
Cuban:Most Cubans are white
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cubans are the people who write the definitions for the word cuban on this very site, but only put the good things about cubans and not the bad. they are cocky, in general.yes, they cant be all bad people, but they are not the shiznit. they are just as good as the dominicans and the puerto ricans, except they are better at throwing parties. even though they can really talk loudly.
the dominicans rule at baseball!!! they are the shiznit. cubans rule at rapping. were equal, and i dont give a shit about p.r.'s, its not that i think their crappy, its just that i dont know shit about puerto ricans.
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Miami Fl, 6:30a.m...
Its a fish! Its a boat! No its a cuban!
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A person from the current communist country of Cuba, The dictator is Fidel Castro, and we do swim across the Gulf to get to get to Miami.
Dave-Holy shit theres some dude drowning, i got 2 get the life gaurd-
Jesus-don't waste your time it's just a Cuban
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They eat lots of rice,beans and porc meat. They love parties,drinking,dancing(they r very good at it) and whatever involves sexy bitches, they are a race of sex adicts and they don't go out with anyone easely they have high espectatives to their girlfriends basicly they have to be extremely fit and sexy and hot. they will be a get around for a relationship but be careful they have skills at making you full in love with them and they also have skills at knowing what you are thinking about and they can esaly read your mind even if you don't know them very well, they will make laugh even if they are trying to annoy you, their most common name is Jose and normally they are sexy, their not easely impressed and they are not esay to annoy because apparently they like to live their lifes as best as possible. they like to dress tight and some of them like rappers they like to listen to reggeaton and disco music and whatever is good to dance in a party. they love hot wether and hate cold due to their wether in cuba. i don't know if im wrong but for me being a fu*king manwhore that goes out with anyone is bad yeh? well they think that the one that goes out with the most girls and has the biggest co*k and fuc*s the most is the coolest.i could keep talkin about the for a whole day but i can't be asked lol and i know all this because i live in miami where 90% of the people are cuban
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A very diverse, culturally rich, revolutionary and resilient people. People who live on the largest and most beautiful island in the Caribean sea. Once settled by Caribs, Tainos, and Ciboney Amerindian tribes before the arrival of the Spanish in the 1400's. The Spanish, with inter-marriage, diseases and warfare killed off most of the native population and brought African captives to farm the fertile land on the island. Cuba is the birth place of the Conga; brought by Africans, the Cigar; first made by the Ciboney Indianof Cuba, and Cuba Son; which was popularized in the 1950's after the Cuban revolution in New York, and later adopted as the music of Caribean neighbor Puerto Rico who now claims the music as their own, called "salsa".
Cuba is the only communist country in the western hemisphere, and has suffered an embargo by the Unites States since it's 1950's treaty with the then Soviet Union. Despite the embargo China and Venezuela manage to find ways of shipping medical supplies to the island although most medical technologies (machines to battle cancer, ect.) are prohibited from being exported there. Cubans have been ruled by the longest serving dictator of the modern age. During the Spanish-American War, Cuban, Philippine and American rebels fought the Spanish for independence. Puerto Rico was seized by the U.S., the Philippines and Cuba continued to fight the American Empire for independence and are independently governed countries today.
Speaker 1: I had no idea Cubans actually created what is called "Salsa". I thought Puerto Ricans made that!
Speaker 2: Well, they have been making it ever since Cuba has been a victim of genocide by the Americans.
Speaker 1: Wow, you sound pretty revolutionary!
Speaker 2: Most of my people are.
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