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Flour in the cupboard

If you are still living with your parents, and your partner starts leaving their junk at your house, it's called "flour in the cupboard"

Brad: I don't think my parents would mind me bringing a girl home
Bobby: They might if she puts her flour in the cupboard

by Wyndstorm December 8, 2008


cold cupboard

The fridge. Typically the fridge where the beers are.

Oi Ash! Get us a couple of cans out of the cold cupboard ya dog!

by SquirrelNuts84 June 23, 2020


Lady cupboard

Euphemism for a vagina. No idea how my esteemed work colleague came up with this term. Had us in stitches. Especially as it followed on from an incident involving a 'sprung bristley flap' which is apparently a modern post box but sounds like a viscous lady garden.

I am feeling frisky, I need you to clean out my lady cupboard with your gorgeous tongue.

by Bazildog November 4, 2020


Mud Cupboard

Noun: Arse, rectum, bum cavity, etc.

She told me she loves it up the mud cupboard but I reckon it's just coz it's closing time and she still hasn't pulled anyone.

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress September 11, 2005

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3901 Cupboard

A well known cupboard inside a Class 180 Adelante train, inside which are several buttons and switches which control the engine.

The infamous Paul Tyreman has starred in many railway safety videos, and over the past decade railway fans have created lots of YTPs of his material. Just search "Paul Tyreman YTP" on YouTube!

Looks like the engine is not working, better check the 3901 cupboard

by Mr_Chippy May 31, 2022


custard cupboard

When a girl gets cum in all three holes. Hence in similar fashion of a cupboard

Dude last night I totally gave Sally a custard cupboard

by Rikki tinker January 3, 2023


Meat Cupboard

A vagina.

'Hayley I want to slam the doors of your meat cupboard'

'Would you like me to restock your meat cupboard?'

by Hafn90 July 21, 2017