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In a pompous manner, either refuting what many think is common knowledge or stating an obscure fact that no one else would know to prove your point.
When someone says the Emancipation Proclomation freed the slaves, you respond with The Emancipation Proclomation did not free the slaves, the Union Army did. How does a peice of paper free anybody? (said pompously)
You have now curled this person.
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An amazing sport in which Canada pwns. The rest of the world is jealous that they cannot master the skill and accuracy associated with Curling. A great way to meet amazing people at competitions, and the best sport on ice ever invented.
Did you see those people dissing curling? I bet they've never tried it before!
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A teacher in North Carolina, around the Fayetteville area, that loves to fuck sheep. Can usually be found around farms at midnight.
"Hey, how come Curle is always sleeping in class?"
"That guy is out at night fucking sheep, cut him some slack"
"Uh...ok..."
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The most boring, useless sport in the world. It consists of three things: ice, a rock, and a broom. It's like watching grass grow, except way colder and an olympic sport. The people who curl are either Canadian, gay, or probably both.
Canadian #1: Dude, did you see that guy curling?
Canadian #2: Yeah dude. He was a fag, eh?
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A true embarrassment to human existence. A non-sport which involves some loser thrown a flat, cylindrical stone yelling non-sensical things at two even bigger losers, using their "specialized" brooms to... SWEEP THE FUCKING ICE.
Usually Canadians excel at curling and win all the championships because the rest of the world is sitting back and laughing at those canucks for even being associated with such a homoerotic activity.
Curling is totally homo. Let's go sweep some ice!
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An interesting way of describing taking a dump.
I'm just of to the curling pit to curl one out.
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The action of defecation in the UK
Just curled out a really good one
I need to go and curl one out
I have been curling one out now for about 15 minutes.
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