Dad

Someone who's at an old age and is given their first child.

Son: Dad....I think I just broke my arm.
Dad: Well son! Let me just grab my handy dandy duct tape and my wonderful screwdriver.

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Dad

Right here

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Dad: I'll be back
Me: ok
Dad: Comes home after 13 years

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Dad

Gone like the Jews.

My Dad is gone just like my ROBLOX girlfriend!

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Dad

A father

Dad?

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Dad

A man who has not found milk yet and never will cus the milk on the other side of the universe

Dad said “In terms of milk we have no milk”

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dad

The parent that takes the most shit. Sure, if you had a shitty father, then go ahead and bitch, but not all of us did. Some of us had great fathers, who really loved us, and weren't assholes. Honestly, if you could see how much damage a mother could do to one's self esteem, you wouldn't even place so much blame on "dear old dad"

Dad: "Oh, nice. I spend all my life to raise a family, and buy them a house, and then my wife divorces me, and takes the house that I paid for, and my kids, so she can go off with some other man, and treat my own children like shit. But at least I got a tie for Fathers day, that makes up for everything"

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dad

Not the Mama

Father: Come on kiddo! Say "Daddy"!

Son: ...Did you say something Not-The-Mama?

Father: ................

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