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Using the batwing to cover an unexpected person's eyes
I was getting a blowjob from my girlfriend and I spread my testicles out to form the "batwing" and covered up my girlfriends eyes. BAM! "THE DARK KNIGHT"
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It was an OK movie released in 2008, but wouldn't have gotten as much hype if Heath Ledger were dead.
Sequel to "Batman Begins".
1 year ago: WTF is "The Dark Knight"
Now: "OMFG HEATH LEDGER WAS THE BEST JOKER EVAR AND LYKE THE BEST COMIC BOOK MOVIE EVR MADE! HEATH IS A GOD AND CHRISTIAN BALE IS SOOOO HOT!"
Me: *Stabs self in the ear with a pencil*
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When you stretch your ball sack to look like a bat wing, then place it over a sleeping person's eyes and wake them up. When they open their eyes it will still seem dark.
I fell asleep watching Batman Begins and woke up to the "The Dark Knight"
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Overrated piece of shit. It was a good film but little kids saying "Why so serious?" ruined it for me. Jack Nicholson>Heath Ledger. Ironman>The Dark Knight.
John: Hey alex, "Why so serious?"
Alex: You're a fucking tool. The Dark Knight is an overrated, overhyped movie for tools like you to cream their pants over.
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Is an extremely overrated 2008 Film starring christian Bale and Heath Ledger.
The film is a sequel to batman begins. It is also going to be the highest grossing film ever, only because everyone feels bad about Ledger being dead and that they feel that he did such a great job portraying the joker, when in truth many actors could have performed equally.
So the old cum farts at the academy will bow to the millions of brainless fanboys' wishes and give the oscar for best supporting actor to Heath ledger's corpse.
It will happen, just wait and see.
(Theatre showing The Dark Knight...)
Gay 13-year-old fanboy: OMG! OMG! LEDGER IS TEH BEST DEAD AKTOR EVAR! ohhh.... *fap fap fap*
Heath ledger's ghost: wow...commiting suicide was a good idea afterall.
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A halfway decent movie that came out in 2008. It could have easily been a great movie, if it wasn't dragged out to 3 hours. So many scenes could have easily been eliminated and/or cut short.
Halfway through "The Dark Knight", I decided to take a nap to make it go faster. I woke up right before the credits, and had no regrets.
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Full length Batman themed crime drama about crooked asian financiers, lowlife thugs, political maneuvering in unstable times and Batman, who's basically a black clad modern warrior/vigilante who's being attacked by a comically insane clown, the film has references to terrorism, and the Batman mythology in general. Alfred, Commissioner Gordon and the Scarecrow all appear, but seemingly as 'their real life selves' rather than in hideous make-up CGI comic book fantasy fare.
The films a well written, though difficult-to-follow crime thriller by Christopher Nolan, which got mostly hugely positive reviews, and seemed to stand convincingly on its own as a movie project, rather than as a sequel or part of some horrid 'franchise'.
'The Dark Knight' is one of the best films of the year.
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