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When you eat a girl out that is on her period leaving blood on your face like you've been eating hot wings.
Dan had Detroit Red Wings when he ate out Emily while she was on her period
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the oldest team in the NHL not by age of franchise but by average age of players
brett hull played for the Detroit Red Wings he was like 57
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The worst team in the NHL. The think they're so good with their Presidents Trophy, well they can shove it up their ass. They think they're so gret but they suck ass.
The Detroit Red Wings is so shitty the make the leafs look good.
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Cocky, arrogant hockey team full of a bunch of sons of bitches who love themselves.
I fucking hate the Detroit Red Wings.
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The worst team in NHL history. The youngest person on the team is the coach. Often called on as a person's favorite team due to them doing well. Also known as a bandwagoner.
Anyone who likes this team should go kill themselves
Joe: Who do you want to win the Stanley Cup? I want Pittsburgh to win.
Tyler: I want the Detroit Red Wings to win. Marian Hossa is my hero.
Joe. I thought Boston was your favorite team?
Tyler: Just because I like Boston doesn't mean they're my favorite team. Detroit is the best team in the NHL.
(Prior to this Tyler said "Mark my words Boston will win the stanley cup)
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One of the oldest teams in the NHL, they are widely considered one of the best teams in the NHL today, and that is is mostly true. However, now, they are mostly just a bunch of old guys (Chelios, take a hint you old useless douche) and need to stop getting their asses kicked by Colorado.
Detroit Red Wings Fan: Detroit is Hockeytown!
Other person: No you idiot, that's just what they say in Detroit because it makes them feel like it's THEIR game, which it isn't. Winnipeg is hockey town. Seriously, give Winnipeg a team again. We deserve one.
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A swear word/phrase in the eyes and thoughts of many hockey fans and is banned in many homes across the world. This word/phrase is just as bad as the word Fuck.
What the Detroit Red Wings are you doing is the same as What the Fuck are you doing?
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