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The opposite of predicting. A subsequent statement of knowledge of an event after the event has taken place. Primarily used by unimpressed female significant others.
Lisa, there's no way you knew I was going to say that; you're just post-dicting.
Short for dictionary block, or urban dictionary block. The act of originating an urbandictionary entry before the true author can submit the word, thus stealing credit.
Dict-blocked also plays on the common phrase cock block with "dict" being phonetically close to dick, a synonym for cock.
Andrew proudly invented beeroner while at the bar. Covertly, Patty dict-blocked Andrew by entering said word into Urbandicitonary.com from her blackberry.
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having penile amputation.
When Roberto was diagnosed with penile cancer, he got dict.
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Zynga-dicted™ (ZIN-guh-DIC-ted), adj., is a de facto trademark of Zynga, Inc. It describes someone who is hooked up on Internet Crack, and totally devoid of a life.
see also,
ZyngAddict™ (ZINg-AD-dict), n., a person who is hooked up on Internet Crack, and totally devoid of a life.
Note the adjective has only one "d".
Oh, man, he doesn't work, bathe, or go outside. He must be Zynga-dicted™.
I'm tired of all the ZyngAddicts™ on Facebook. All they do is SPAM that fucking nonsense all over my nice neat wall. I had to ban all those God Damn ZyngAddicts™.
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When you have submitted several well written definitions and have never had one of them approved when you know yours was much better than many of the ones allowed to be published.
Lisa "I'm so over this"
Kelley "what's wrong girl"
Lisa "I have once again submitted an awesome definition to UD but I got urban dict over"
Kelley "there is one they should like! Submit it.
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For whatever reason, there is a common theme in roughly every other defintion on urban dictionary. The definiton will be of a name, male or female, and the definer will usually jerk off people of the same name, saying something like: Sarah - the perfect girl, will never leave you, best kind of girl, nice tits lmao, please come back sarah I’m lonely. These definitions serve pretty much no purpose except to garner attention from people mindlessly skimming by. Honestly, removing shitty reminiscing posts like the one example aforementioned would make this place way better. TL;DR to make a shitty definition of a lost lover’s name in a fruitless attempt to procure love once again; that is the Urban Dict. Meta. Don’t get me wrong, some of the definitions on this site are actually real dope, but every time I see an unironic name definition I just wish to be euthanized.
dude 1: wanna browse urban dictionary?
dude 2: sorry, I stopped lurking there after I uncovered the Urban Dict. Meta.
to go fuck yourself!
(the "t" is silent)
WOW! Why dont you go Mang-a-dict!
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