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diddler

A pedophile who has a special affinity for children under the age of 5.

The Vice President didn't care of Bill was a diddler because all all of his children were in their teens.

Bill dreamt of diddling the preschoolers, but first he had to come up with a democratic scheme to get rid of their parents.

by Tim Freckman March 14, 2003

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Diddler

A diddler is someone who is constantly getting side tracked at the most inappropriate times. They're perceived as slow when trying to get things done and their foregoings always end up conflicted and confusing.

Not associated with 'diddle or diddling' but these terms can be used to further diddler. You can be 'diddling' or 'diddle' around in your slow processes.

Example: 'About time you got here Johnny... You said you'd be here an hour ago.'

'Sorry, I had to brush my teeth and I got a little side tracked when The Simpsons came on.'

'Youre such a diddler!!! We're going to be late now.'

by Shnony August 13, 2014

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diddler

A guy who has such a small dick that when they go to have sex with a woman they just sit there and diddle with there penis.

That asian person is such a diddler

by asdfjakljsdf March 8, 2004

27๐Ÿ‘ 88๐Ÿ‘Ž


Diddler

1.A person who plays with himself alot.
2.A person that likes the world.
3.Person who owns a Diddle.

Andrew likes to Diddle when he looks at *PORNO*........YEAH

by Roy Bagdat November 6, 2003

10๐Ÿ‘ 43๐Ÿ‘Ž


Diddler

When you take an exercise ball,insert it into your asshole and then inflate it until orgasm

Me:Hey zach,are you ready for...THE DIDDLER!
Zach:Oh hell yea dude

by InvertedThroatFuck February 23, 2019

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Diddler

A sex offender often m in his late 40s early 50s with a moustache.

See Leonard he's a diddler.

by LETTTTTERZMZ July 10, 2018

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Diddler

A wrestling villain

Jack the jobber is a diddler

by Staggy04 August 26, 2018

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