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The man who will save the Earth.
"The Doctor is the world's only hope."
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A Doctor is someone who goes to school for up to 16 years after they graduate high school, only to lose their job and liscense on their first day because some family filed a malpractice lawsuit because he couldn't save their doomed-in-the-first-place family member.
Jon went to school until he was 32 to become a Doctor, but on his first day when he failed to save his patient who had a failing liver and could not have been saved anyway, the family filed a malpractice lawsuit against him and he lost his job, liscense to practice, 16 years of his life, and several hundred thousand dollars in school tuition fees. Isn't the American Legal System great?
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a total screaming genius, but humble and a little bit sexy.
man: how did you do that?
woman: is their a word for total screaming genius, that sounds humble and a little bit sexy?
Man: Doctor, you can call me Doctor.
woman: I see what you did there.
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Fixing, altering, changing something to suit ones own purpose.
I doctored my drink with some shizzle.
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Is the main charater from the BBC show Doctor Who. He is the very last time lord from the planet Gallifrey and travels in a time and space machine called the TARDIS, the last type 40 in the universe. He travels with human companions (and sometimes robots). He has the ability to change his appearance. This process is called Regeneration His main enemy is the daleks, who he met in the episode The Daleks, and they have been seen in every regeneration. They only have one goal- to exterminate all "less superior life forms". Everytime The Doctor beat them.
The Doctor jumped into the TARDIS before the daleks could exterminate him.
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Someone who has spent 11-16 years of training after high school and over hundreds of thousands of dollars to become certified as a doctor.
Because of medical malpractice lawsuits, medicare, medicaid doctors salaries are declining.
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