Smoochy Dreamer

Smoochy Dreamer is a sub genre of wrestling fanfiction that deals exclusively with the romantic pairing of Chris Jericho and Stephanie McMahon. The term also describes a person who enjoys reading and/or writing for this genre. Sometimes shortened to Smoochy when discussed between their ranks.

I'm in the mood to read some Smoochy Dreamer fics.

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dreamer bulk

Bulking to add muscle involves a caloric surplus leading to some fat gain. A dreamer bulk goes too far and the individual becomes fat as fatass with no muscle gains. Typically results from extremely high caloric surplus of junk/fast food and little to no training.

"I gained 50 lbs in three months!"
"Nice dreamer bulk."

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Dreamer

One who makes douchebag statements, particularly sexist, racist or otherwise bigoted ones, then decides whether they were “just joking” or dead serious based on whether other people in the group approve or not.
"Oh man women should just stay in the kitchen, it's the only place they're useful"

*with one group* "Haha just kidding, that's sexist"

*with anther* "lol amirite"

"You're a total schrodinger’s douchebag you know that right?"

Doing this is somewhat of a dreamer move but, lol

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Dreamer's Disease

First mentioned in the song "You Get What You Give" by the band New Radicals. It is a disease common among young people. Symptoms include: perseverance, optimism, self-belief, staying true to yourself, going for your dreams, enjoying your life, not caring what people think, and believing that if you give you will be rewarded.

Danny: Why is he being so optimistic, he has so much to do and has nothing to be happy about?

Greg: It's because he's got Dreamer's Disease.

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dreamer boy

The most real mufucker who can turn any dream to reality

That boy is such a dreamer boy

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Unrealistic Dreamer

Noun.

The Unrealistic Dreamer is a random series of unplanned and awkward mistakes crashing together to compose something both beautiful and heartbreaking. He or she is a fierce protector, fast and strong, intellectual and scientific, romantic and lonely, all at once. He or she is, contrary to first impression, very realistic and clear-thinking, and sees past the smokescreen that is 'life' to see the levers and pulleys that run the machine, thus enabling them to conquer the major trials of modern life fairly easily, although the small things such as being social do not come as easily. an Unrealistic Dreamer is an enigma to be analyzed, a precious treasure to be discovered, hiding in plain sight, merged unconventionally with his or her surroundings.

Unrealistic Dreamer - a person that resembles a mix between an escapist, a poet, a genius, and a schizophrenic.

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Cleveland Dreamer

The act of shitting oneself while sleeping and also on another person in the bed unbeknownst to them.

My wife's making me sleep on the couch because I had a Cleveland Dreamer last nite.