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A masturbation technique when you're bored in the restroom or anywhere. The technique is done by taking a shit on a piece of toilet paper or paper towel and wrapping it around which ends up looking an egg roll then inserting your penis into the warm and smelly lubricating sensation and fucking the shit like a fleshlight. The origin of this technique derives its name from alabama hot pocket and the appearance resembling an egg roll.
Tom's girlfriend rejected his request to do an alabama hot pocket on her. Thus, he proceeded to the restroom and decided to make an alabama egg roll for himself.
Guy 1: Dude, I'm so horny and feel like taking a shit. I want to do an alabama hot pocket on my girlfriend, you think she'll let me?
Guy 2: Probably not. She'll dump you.
Guy 1: Isn't there anything similar I can do without grossing out my girl and keep our relationship going?
Guy 2: Hmm..try doing an alabama egg roll.
Guy 1: What's that?
Guy 2: It's like an alabama hot pocket, except you're doing it on yourself.
Guy 1: Thanks bro! Will do!
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The man who will destroy the world in 2020. Betrayer of the Chopstick Gang. Legally is dead inside. His mortal enemy is Orange-Chicken Man
Mr Egg-Roll Man gives me free Egg Roll for rife.
The wealth of a young asian immigrant who appears balling and acts hard, but either they or their family just owns a cash-only asian restaurant and evades taxes. Prevalent in the asian comunity.
Yo check that sweet whip, is he an accountant or is he pushing weight?
Neither, man. He's butter soft, and thats just egg roll money.
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It's when a person was not circumsized yet and has a dick that looks like a fucking nasty ass egg roll.
Patrick Jezewski has a nasty egg roll dick.
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When a man proceeds to ejaculate into a condom and insert it into a woman's rectum. The woman will then take it out when it is cooked.
Last night I met the kinky texan bitch needless to say we tried the Texan Egg Roll.
When an circumcised male wraps the foreskin of a uncircumcised male around his penis, masturbates, and eventually reaches orgasm and ejaculates inside his partners urethra. The semen being the egg white, circumcised penis being the sausage, and uncircumcised penis being the roll.
When that Asian twink asked at Panda Express asked me if I would like an egg roll, I could not stop fantasizing about having a Sausage Egg Roll with him.
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