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An idiotic version of Ivo Robotnik from another dimension.
Eggman is a moron.
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1)popular signiture used in text mesages(while atleast mine)
2)used in the beatles song"i am the walrus"
3)boss guy from sonic the hedge hog
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A chief player in the strange and cabalistic egg industry : one who specializes in eggs and egg products
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob.
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I’ve come to make an announcement. Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherufucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his fucking quilly dick out, and pissed on my fucking wife. And he said his dick is, “This Big.” And I said, “That’s disgusting.” So I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick! It’s the size of this walnut but way smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like *boom* Thats right baby! All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like 2 balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get, my SUPER LASER PISS! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama? I pissed on the moon you idiot? You have 23 hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my sight, before I piss on you too.
I type Eggman’s Announcement for an Urban Dictionary Entry.
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A fat old guy from the sonic video game series that is always making robots. He is most likely to 1), get an evil plan, 2), attempt to enslave some legendary power that only he's ever heard of, 3), lose control of said power, and then 4), exclaim that he can't believe he's lost control of said power... then get owned by sonic.
Dr. Eggman is at it again, this time he tried to enslave satan.
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The act of rush that consists purely of eggmen. This can occur due to the stolen DNA of eggman. The deformed monstrosities that are left are the main bulk of the rush, however they are too stupid as well as fat to attack anything. This results in a group, or gaggle, of eggman Zerg all saying eggman rush repeatedly until death
the coolest sonic character he is like Eggman the common antagonist but instead of conquering earth he wants total destruction which ultimately means more in the cool factor
Eggman Nega is an amazing guy, I hope he doesn't T-pose right infront of me.
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