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The king of rock n’ roll. Possibly the greatest man who ever existed. One of my friends from school told me that her friend’s great grandmother was in a movie with this legend.
“Elvis Presley is f**king lit!”
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The man that got much credit and was named the "king of rock n roll" by society due to the fear of Chuck Berry's uprising as the pioneer of rock n' roll. People did not want African-Americans to have credit for anything important, therefore this action was taken.
Chuck Berry's "Johnny B. Goode" is one of rock's greatest innovations. Elvis Presley doesn't hold a candle.
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An obese drug addict that had an unusually fat ass considering he liked to gyrate his hips a lot. He stole rock from all of the little afro-babies. He's also known for covering The Beatles songs by shoving a microphone in his shit box after he ate a bunch of Mexican food, he'd then hover over the mixer and hit 'record' while the original song was playing in the background. His on-stage attire can be best described as that of a faggot Bruce Lee jumpsuit with sparkly tigers on it. There's also a misconception regarding the oversized. gold-plated rims on his glasses. They were not intended to be a fashion statement, they were simply in proportion to the massive frames constructed to house his fat-fuck head. He died on the crapper while taking a massive shit that was a mixture of barbiturates, booze and fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches.
There's also another obese musician that shares the same forename, Elvis Costello. Though he hasn't died on the shitter.
If Elvis Presley is the King of Rock n Roll, then Chuck Berry IS Rock n Roll
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A weird bloke who died on the toilet cos he was on drugs.
Elvis presley
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Some racist white guy who is the king of shit.
Best quote on Elvis:
"Elvis was a hero to most
But he never meant shit to me you see
Straight up racist that sucker was
Simple and plain
Motherphuck him and John Wayne"
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Maybe the king of rocknroll but ain't no king of metal!
Elvis is more pop than rock actually.
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