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A song in a friend's mp3 collection, which there is no excuse for.
I was looking at Dan's "Early Evening" playlist, and I saw Jackson Browne's "Runnin on Empty"
That's no excusic, and he knows it.
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What you tell the wife when you are with your whore
- playing golf
- going for a long walk with the dogs
- at a business meeting
- going for a long lunch in the country with the best friend (one who also has a mistress)
- working late
- meeting some old boys in London
Girlfriend : i didn't see you on Thursday night. can we hook up at the weekend
Adulterer : Sure. I can get away. i'll just give the wife one of my affair excuses
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A sarcastic saying when reacting to rich people doing or buying expensive things.
He just bought a mansion? Excuser moi…
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Someone who at a moments notice can pull an excuse for just about anything out of their ass. This happens often when defending a sports team or the reasons someone is dating busted girl. Everyone knows the usual list of excuses and weather they say it or not they are all thinking "man what an excuse merchant".
Hey Joey, the NY Giants Suck this year.
Joey: "No they don't they would be undefeated if Eli didn't cut his face shaving in week 3"
Here we go again... What an excuse merchant.
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That person who has an excuse for anything and everything. No matter what the responsibility needing to be done was, or how easily it could have been done, the Excuser-User will not complete this task. They will simply supply you with some bull-crap excuse for not doing it.
person 1: Hey did you finish that paper?
person 2: Nah, I was too busy.
person 1: You had ten hours to do it last night!
person 2: Well yea, but I went bowling with my friends and then took my dog for a walk and when I got back, CNN was on...
person 1: God, you're such an excuser-user.
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A person who consistently turns up at scooterist related events and rallies, with no scooter.
They may well relate merry tales such as 'scooter is in the workshop/broken down/being done up/lent out', although the truth is, (even if they own a scooter at all) they have no intention of going to scooter events on a scooter as a car/van are more convenient and mean they can also fill the campsite with chav-tat such as generators/gazebos and BBQs.
They may use minor injuries (long ago healed) or family members/children as an excuse.
In the 80's for 6 months the scooter-excuse did a few local rallies on a scooter, then they disappeared for 20 years and here they are again -patches covering their flight jackets -none of which they have been to or ridden to- big on talk, small on content.
Opinion on anything technical/engineering should only be taken at your peril as they know less than a 16 year old on a twist and go.
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When you give a complete bullshit excuse that makes no sense and or has nothing to do with anything.
Playing FortressCraft on Xbox Live.
Me: Lucky why did you dig a whole into our base
Lucky: No I didn't
Me: Lucky theres a huge hole in the floor
Lucky: Ya but that wasn't me
Reaper: You just came out of the hole
Lucky: Ya but I didn't make it
Me: But you just came out of a hole and no one was even there
Lucky: Hey guys have a pretty good base
Me: Lucky just shut up
5 Minutes later we discovered a large amount of tunnels below our base. To this date Lucky still denies making the tunnels And continues to make more Lucky Excuses evreyday
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