not in the face

An often hastily imparted supplication for mercy by the receiver of an imminent beatdown unto their aggressor.

"ow-fuck! what did I just say?!"

or in the case of the Chiss bartender from Jedi Academy,

"Please noble Jediss... not in the facess!"

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Not the face!

A quote said by Matt in Eddsworld. In Saloonatics, Prince Matthew (Version of Matt) says Not one's face instead.

Somebody: *about to punch matt in the face*
Matt: "Not the face!"

faced

adjective describing a person who is severely intoxicated. Can be used in place of shitfaced

Man, when we walked into that chic's house last night I was totally faced

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face on

When someone does/says something stupid or messes up at something to the point you can only make fun of them.

John-“I can’t believe I missed the catch”.

Bryan- “Face on”.

face

to face a blunt. to smoke a blunt of marijuana by yourself.

yo i just faced that dub kidd

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on the face

An Israeli proverb, equivalent to the english urban word "sucks".

he: How was the show?
she: On the face, really hated it

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THAT FACE

Means, I ain't gettin none. Girlfriend gives me that look...difficult and deadly. Worse than Steve Irwin getting stung.

Man, I text-messaged that chick from New Zealand, Stacey, we're both members of International High IQ Society... friends...we're reviewing daily BS, plus I'm 6,000 miles away in SoCal, and my girl gave me THAT FACE after she picked up my Blackberry and scanned my messages...which meant NO PUSSY.

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