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When a man from Africa puts a couple fire ants down his dick and the only way to get them out is to piss them out or ejaculate them out...
Mustafa Al-Rasheed didn't go to the party because he was trying to use his Kenyan Fire Hose to put out a magical flame.
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When a group (usually 5 or more) stand in a line in front of a urinal. The men all insert their penises into the mans anus in front of them and simultanously urinate. The man on the end is the "Nozzle", which is considered to be quite an honor since this person will supposedly have the biggest orgasm.
"One of the favorite activites at this years Gay Pride festival is the annual Houston Fire House celebration"
"I want to be the nozzle on the next Houston Fire Hose"
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During Oral Sex you ejaculate so hard Jizz shoots out her nose which results in a splatter of semen to your own face.
last night Amy screwed me i got Texas Fire Hosed because she can't keep it down
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A sex act in which the man pisses instead of cumming in a girl's vagina or ass
Doctor: You're vagina has an infection.
Woman: That dick! He must of gave me a yellow fire hose!
when hot sause is inserted into a girls vagina. When she screams it burns, you then begin to urinate into the vagina, to help the burn from the hot sause
GUY 1 - dude, i gave that girl a california fire hose.
GUY 2 - righto!
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The act of throwing up into one's butt hole while giving them a rim job (the eating out one's butt hole) and then eating the puke out
Yo dawg tanks fo' dat outta site oklahoma fire hose it really hit da' spot!
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a sexual position so devious, you need drew baby do bring a villas fire hose and put in your splatter master, thus allowing you to make boo boo and he can use that stank to spray where he pleases.
for example; the dog, josh, etc.
me: drew, can you do me a favor?
drewbaby: not the fecal fire hose again...
me: oh yeahhhhhhh
drew: kitty soft
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