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-verb. When you are blind to the fact that a female is, in fact, a grenade and deaf to your friends telling you she is.
Conor, that 'nade is flash banging the shit out of you. Stop dancing with her!
No Bro. She's Hot.
Yeah bro I lied. Tap it like an iPod... You poor, poor ginger...
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When a guy blows his load into your eyes and slaps both your ears at the same time.. causing temporary blindness and disorientation.
Lauren went home with Matthew he decided it was time to give her a Russian flash bang!
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When a guy nuts in a girl's eye and then clap her ears
Dude Jesse just gave his girlfriend a japanese flash bang and she said she could not hear for a week
When you ejaculate on a females face, unless your gay, and you slap her ears right after.
I cant see....OWWWW!!! I must have gotten an Alaskan Flash-Bang!
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Slang for a one night stand that starts and ends while it's still dark out.
I met this hot broad at a bar. Within ten minutes, we were back at my place, passing the gravy. Her clothes barely hit the floor before we were done and she was back out the door. Now that's what we call a flash-bang.
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A Flash-Bang is a device used by law enforcement or military personnel to stun people without causing serious injury. Not unlike a firecracker there is no metal or shrapnel that disperses upon explosion. There is simply a loud bang and a large flash of light which disorients any persons within a certain radius. This allows the person(s) utilizing the flash-bang to enter, escape, or take control a situation.
A "STUPID FLASH BANG" is a technique used by person(s) who are being investigated or questioned. Said person(s) repeatedly answer any questions asked of them with nonsensical or meaningless answers. Or in some cases the same answers continuously. The goal being to ultimately cause the accuser or investigator to give up the questioning. And therefore end the investigation, allowing the accused to escape while the investigator tries to fathom how someone could be so stupid or, tries to make sense of the answers which cannot be made sense of at any point.
Question: What are you doing here? Answer: I don't know. Q: Well then why are you in here? A: I don't know. Q: But you know you don't belong here, and yet you are in here, so I ask again, what is your purpose for being in here? A: I don't know. Q: Did you walk in here? A: Yes. Q: Did someone call you in here, or tell you to come in here? A: No. Q: Are you aware that no one is allowed in here? A: Yes. Q: Then once again I ask, why are you in here? A: I don't know. End Result: Out of total frustration: Just get out. Picks up phone calls doctor: Doc, I've just been hit with a Stupid Flash Bang. Dr.: Lie down, and have no contact with that person for at least 24 hours. Contact could cause irreparable harm to your brain.
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When you shart into a persons eyes temporarily blinding them.
I just gave him a chocolate flash bang and he was so scared.