its a better sport than football by a mile.
me: football matches are so boring theirs barely any action in some of them! in formula 1 theirs always overtakes and politics and loads more its so good.
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The Pinnacle of Motorsport, where 10 teams with 2 drivers each compete for victory and the ultimate prizes, the World Drivers' Championship won by an individual driver for accumulating the highest amount of points, and the World Constructors' Championship won by a team for their drivers' accumulating the highest amount of points when their totals are combined.
Every season brings a new thrilling championship battle, repeat winners are rare, and we always see 5 way battles for both titles!
That's a lie.
X: Are you a Formula 1 fan? I bet the title battle is entertaining isn't it?
Y: *Reflects back on the past 20+ years*
A great masturbating lubricant
Guy: I got some rug burn on my cock
girl: did you use formula 1?
guy: Naw i forgot
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THE most god-awful racing series known to man. there are maybe five passes in each race and the most exciting parts are two-second battles between corporate tool drivers. Made even more god-awful by the fact that one man has won all but one races this year.SERIOUSLY, put the daytona 500 and any given f1 race next to each other and guess which one's better?...
Man 1: hey, who do think's gonna win the f1 korean grand prix?
Man 2: who's on the pole?
Man 1: vettel...
Man 2: vettel.
OH MY GOD, THOSE TWO DRIVERS JUST CAME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF EACH OTHER!!!!!""Yeah john, there are going serious penaltys handed out for that. everyone knows you can only follow the leader in formula 1.
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A form of automobile racing in which the drivers are equal - no better, no worse - to those in NASCAR. They take the same amount of talent. Geez.
I'm so sick and tired of people saying Formula 1 is so much better than everything else!
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Highly challenging motorsport that races all over the world. Unfortunately all of its fans like to stick their dicks in the turbos of their pussy V6's. Go figure. Enzo Ferrari said it himself "Aerodynamics is for people that can't build engines". Its a shame where it has gone from its roots. Don't get me wrong, its incredibly hard, but also incredibly boring, and you have to be the most ignorant person in the world to think its the best form of racing.
F1 Fan: Hey let's go stick our dicks in those turbos over there!
Jean Girard: No, put it in my bumhole first, then we can do that!
F1 Fan: Yeah perfect idea! Formula 1 is great!
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I don't know what this is, which is why I came to urbandictionary to find it but it wasn't listed. Someone please define it for me.
VH1 Narrator: A $50,000 video game where you can pretend to race your own Formula 1 car
Ned: Formula 1? Let me check good ol' urbandictionary to see what that means
<few seconds later...>
Ned: ARGH! It's not here! Damn you urbandictionary!!
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