Gabe

Gabe probably has to take a shit right now. If you’re Gabe and you’re reading this, fucking go man, this isn’t healthy.

“Have you ever seen Gabe take a shit?”
“No.”

“Me neither.”

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Gabe

A guy who is truly amazing. He makes you feel great about yourself, and knows just how to make a girl blush. He tells you that he loves you all the time, and means it. One of the best guys you can ever meet. He'll treat you right. If you lose him, you'll be one of the most unfortunate people to live. A Gabe is perfect. A Gabe will always be by your side. If you have a Gabe in your life, keep him close.♥♥

So, I met a Gabe today! What a sweetheart!

Leo is such a Gabe. :)

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Gabe

an attractive and down-to-earth guy, unless you fuck around with him. he is the most amazing person you'll ever meet. if he had a girlfriend, he'll care more for her than other people. he's a chick-magnet and has a big dick. he tends to have a smaller group of people surrounding him than a bigger group. because he just mainly hates all them fake friends.

damn, he seems like a Gabe!

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Gabe

A friendly sweet guy who always cares about others and sometimes is very funny
And never fails to make you happy

Gabe is a very nice friend

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Gabe

This is a creature that is ripped, has sexy hair and knows how to scrap. He Usually is a ladies man and likes doin Crazy stunts. Usually has broken a bone in his nose before from doin a front flip. Usually has a thing for bitchs with brownish blondish Hair.

That kid likes Amber he must be a Gabe

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Gabe

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Person 1: "wow, why is Adam so hot?"
Person 2: "Yeah, so much better the Gabe"

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Gabe

When one crash and burns.

Oh, you thought I had more to say...
I don't know why? I'm not a nice person, and neither is Gabe, so why should I give a better definition than that. How about this, Gabe is that one person who thinks he's good at being Gabe. But little did Gabe know, Gabe will never be good at being Gabe.

Happy now?

Alright see ya, I'm getting Mcdonalds

"Is someone burning"
"OH. That's just gabe"

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