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getting dick in the gas station restroom.
James wanted to get some gas station jerky at the next res stop. James loves him some gas station jerky.
Originating in Detroit , often mistaken for a hood opossum , can be seen at your neighborhood gas station not purchasing anything or pumping any gas. Willing to do something strange without receiving any change , known to linger around newer model vehicles in hopes of finding a Dodge Charger
“You ain’t nothing but a Gas station bitch , It’s at least 100 of y’all from Fenkell and Greenfield to Dexter and Joy rd GTFOH , I can find a bitch just like you at the Citco.”
Say you are in a situation where you are attempting to make a right turn at an intersection but there is another car ahead of you that is stopped because the light is red and they want to keep going straight. Instead of waiting behind him and wasting time, Gas Station Hax by pulling into the corner gas station and coming out on the other side, ending up on the street you wanted to turn to. Can also be accomplished with corner convenience stores, Walgreens, and small shopping centers.
Driver:dammit, that guy in the camry stopped.
Passenger:well then gas station hax y0!
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Someone who you don’t really talk to or keep in touch with but act extremely chummy when they see each other
Me: Erich Is that your gas station friend Jason?? You should go say hi to him!!
(Goes over to talk)
*Twenty minutes later*
Erich: Dang I’m gonna miss Jason
Someone who tokes up on "Gas Station Lush" and gets the wrong kind of "High."
Ian: "I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN SMOKING THAT SHIT ANTWON. YOU A GAS STATION TWEAKER!"
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An attractive unkempt male. They are found often times wearing basketball shorts, dirty jeans, wife beaters and other clothing of the sort. Usually seen in passing at gas stations, grocery stores, and other similar locations.
That guy is gas station hot. I wouldn't date him but I would let him fuck me.
The type of shit to get you so high your eyes droop, your head explodes and your testosterone levels increase to the max
Victim:Don't never buy no weed from the gas station, bro. If the nigga ain't in your contacts, don't ever go to the gas station, bro. I went up there at 11 o'clock last night trynna get me some weed. Bro, I smoked that shit, woke up, my motherfucking eye was right here and my other eye is still right here. Explain, bro. I gotta go look for this nigga bro, what the fuck did you sell me, bro? Look at me, bro, I'm hideous!!
Friend: Gas station weed!? nigga are you serious?