When a sidehoe wants to do stuff that will make you guys look official
She said "Tell me meet your parents this Christmas". I told her "HOE NO GIFTS"
When a side chick/hoe wants something or wants you to make a commitment
Dude, she wanted me to intoduce her to my family. NO GIFTS.
Given or gave, sometimes even lent (This can get confusing, so best to check)
Especially used in South West England
Mark "Did you get that pint I gifted you?"
Chris "Yeah, cheers for that bro"
Jo "Shanti gifted me her vibrator"
Ellen "Does she want it back ?"
Jo "Would you?"
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Also: G.I.F.T.
See Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory
Person 1: Wow, what a fine example of GIFT in action; he managed not only to use 15 contradictory racial slurs in a row, but he misspelled 10 of them.
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OMG, VIK. I was working on my kankles in the gym and this GIFT walked by me. I think he winked at me. Yummy.
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used to describe your lovers exceptional abilities in bed.
Sean's girlfriend bragged about how gifted he was.
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The art of texting complex communications using solely .Gif memes from the internet. Amalgamation of .gif + texting.
I was gifting my wife a play by play about my day at work.
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