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Girthquake

The shuddering in bed that keeps you awake because your man is jerkin' his gherkin

"I'm bloody knackered today, I barely got any sleep because he caused a 30 minute girthquake last night"

by Girthinator June 27, 2021


girthquake

the shuddering that a thick woman's body goes through during vigorous sex.

i was so amped on getting with bertha last night that she experienced a full-blown girthquake.

by squoze.lemmins September 06, 2009


Girthquake

A common phenomena manifesting itself in the form of deep earth tremors directly caused by a "gunt in motion" or an obese passerby.

Hold on dude here she comes! It's a GIRTHQUAKE! {{{SHAAAAAAKE!}}}

by mightysooner May 17, 2006


Girthquake

A rare incident when a male violently ejaculates while uncontrollably shitting. The combination creates a ground-shaking event.

The Peeping Tom caused mayhem for the building managers because he would regularly Girthquake during meal delivery.

by Deeeeznutz March 17, 2021


Girthquake

Girthquake is made up of TimTheTatman, CourageJD, and basicallyidowrk. They started as a Fortnite trio and use the name because they are all overweight.

you better watch out Girthquake is coming.

by itsashley June 06, 2021


Girthquake

to be a mook ass bitch with small PP

Hey that guy is such a girthquake.

by OtimzFarm February 07, 2020


Girthquake

A male appendage so tectonic that it ruptures the uterus, causing the female to tremor as her plates separate, submit or push together

Her tectonic plates ruptured as his magnitude 7 girthquake entered her

She trembled as she tried to squeeze the girthquake sized butt plug out of her sphincter

by Green Tea Facial Moisturizer June 02, 2018