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A phenomenon that occurs when an obese person experiences an epileptic seizure.
Shawndrae had a magnitude 6.9 girthquake at the club last night, killing three people and injuring seven others.
The shuddering in bed that keeps you awake because your man is jerkin' his gherkin
"I'm bloody knackered today, I barely got any sleep because he caused a 30 minute girthquake last night"
A common phenomena manifesting itself in the form of deep earth tremors directly caused by a "gunt in motion" or an obese passerby.
Hold on dude here she comes! It's a GIRTHQUAKE! {{{SHAAAAAAKE!}}}
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Girthquake is made up of TimTheTatman, CourageJD, and basicallyidowrk. They started as a Fortnite trio and use the name because they are all overweight.
you better watch out Girthquake is coming.
A male appendage so tectonic that it ruptures the uterus, causing the female to tremor as her plates separate, submit or push together
Her tectonic plates ruptured as his magnitude 7 girthquake entered her
She trembled as she tried to squeeze the girthquake sized butt plug out of her sphincter
When you’re so well endowed that when you have intercourse the shear size of your member causes your partner to have an orgasm that measures on the Richter scale.
We planned on fucking all night but only a couple pumps in I caused a girthquake.
seismic activity caused by the falling of a particularly heavy individual
Lizzo’s footsteps alone could qualify as girthquakes.