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A rabid Unus who lurks in the depths of pools. It waits until an Annus has entered its pool in the dead of night and attacks its toes.
"I happen to have heard the Gongoozler many a night. If you ever hear the Gongoozler's call, you know that death is coming...."
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A person who idly watches the labours of others while declining to offer assistance or becoming involved. Traditionally a term used by canal bargees when referring to onlookers found clustering around locks and moorings where barges have to stop and the crew engage in sometimes hard physical activity to make progress.
"Don't stuff up at Five Rise Locks or you'll get a cheer from the gongoozlers"
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The Gongoozler is an ancient beast from below the waves that can only be found at night. It's tail is thought to be an ancient relic. They say that to see the Gongoozler you must be blinded so that you may see again. If the Gongoozler tries to approach you, just kick it. Finally, they say if you hear the Gongoozlers call, it means death is coming.
Mark: What the hell was that?
The Gongoozler: G O N G O O Z L E R
English canal network phrase. To walk along the towpath watching the boats go by.
I like to walk the dog and gongoozle on a Sunday afternoon
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A sexual term referencing when a male puts his genetalia in a females oral cavity after she has recently,or is in the process of, throwing up.
"duuude... that chick was crazy last night. Everything was going great until she asked me to gongoozle her. Sorry but i like my dick vomit-free."
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A water monster who only appears in pools once it’s dark out.
“The gongoozler takes you by the toes and drags you down the the frothy depths of the water” -Unnus Annus
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Pronounced (Gone-goo-z-ler)
The first sighting of the Gongoozler happened in a episode on a certain YouTube channel featuring Markiplier and his loyal, adorable, beautiful friend Ethan. The Gongoozler is a creature that only shows itself at night, swimming in bodies of water and preparing its rubber fins/tail on land. People say that if you hear the Gongoozlers call that's a sign that death is coming. This statement is true. Although no cases have been officially recorded, the Gongoozler has killed many people that've heard its call. The people just didn't have enough of a life to be noticed when missing.
The Gongoozler will eat every last child you've birthed.