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Real name, Olivia Irene Gonzales. The sweetest and most gorgous little girl to ever walk the earth. Known to have the most swag a texan can have. A little qt with a great heart. Also Chachi is the youngest girl to be on the show, ABDC, and is on the ABDC season 6 champs; team I Am Me Crew. Get to know her....she's a sweetheart annnd has a great family. She doesnt think of fans as just fans, she thinks of them as family so she gave her fans/family a nickname. Her fans are called Koala Dance Bots and they equal up to a Koala Dance Bot Nation. Her older brother David and older sister Dominique are AHHHH-mazing. They have the GonzalesSWAG. Im a Koala Dance Bot. Are you?
Mom: hey did you see that little girl on tv? She has so much swag.
Daughter: Of course, thats Chachi Gonzales. Do you live under a rock!
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A charlatan who will take your money.
Angeline Gonzales stole $115 from me. What a Charlatan.
1. A cartoon mouse from Warner Bros. first appearing in 1953. Speedy Gonzales is known for his oversized yellow sombrero and his incredibly quick running speed.
2. Someone (usually male) who is considered fast to finish while having sex.
"I hear he's a Speedy Gonzales."
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(v) To dodge out of an appointment previously made by making the excuse that "You didn't recall" then, being pressed about your flakiness, responding "It's classified"
Jerry ducked out on going to the movies, then when I asked him about it he Alberto Gonzalesed me!
I didn't want to go to my family reunion, so I Alberto Gonzalesed out of it.
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while in the act of sexual intercourse, the man or woman slips his or her finger into the anal cavity of their respective partner; Then removes "said" finger and shamefully slips it into his or her partners needy mouth..
woman, says "what the hell was that, I believe you just gave me a taste of my own ass" dirty gonzales baby!!
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When you have diarrhea, then wipe back to front toward your balls, then wipe them across her upper lip, you have given her a filthy Gonzales. It's a dirty sanchez/teabag hybrid.
That Mexican food made me pee out of my butt earlier. I was in a hurry when I wiped and spread Nutella. Later that night I gave my girl a filthy Gonzales.
1. Any Hispanic/Latino male that skeets a lot or skeets very fast. If they skeet fast they are also an Early Skeeter. Also any Mexican Mouse that skeets a lot.
2. Skeety Gonzales was a famous Mexican Mouse that lived in the 60s and 70s and could possibly still be alive. Skeety Gonzales was the apprentice of the great Skeet Magee, the most famous Skeeter of all time. Skeety Gonzales crossed paths with Skeet Magee in 1968 and saw all the good Skeet Magee was doing and Magee taught Gonzalez the way of ejaculating in public to promote peace and ease racial tensions. Skeety did his part by easing species tensions between all animals. Skeety was just a small mouse but he sure could skeet. He would always make sure to masturbate in public at least 5 times a day. Skeety could also run really fast, his brother was the famous mouse speedy gonzales. Skeety Gonzales' most famous stunt was getting every female mouse in town pregnant and covering them with skeet juice (this could attribute to all the female mice in town turning white). Skeety was last seen in the late 70s, a decade after Skeet Magee disappeared. He repeated Magees famous last words, but in Spanish: "Vine, vi, yo skeeted, yo espero que usted haga lo mismo." (Skeety spoke very poor spanish at this time.)
Skeety's major traits are his ability to run extremely fast, and his comedic Mexican accent. He usually wears an oversized yellow sombrero, a white shirt and trousers, and a red ascot. His Brother is Speedy gonzales.
Bob: "Dude that one male mouse that I have got all the females pregnant!!!"
Dave: "How many females were there?"
Bob: "59!!!, and he turned all of em skeet white"
Dave: "Damn, Youve got urself a regular Skeety Gonzales!!!"
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