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3 foot green lexan water bong with a slide bowl (rip ~ 2001)
occasionally paired with the Liberty Bowl to extend bowl life
challenging hit for some, as it held too little water to provide chilly nice but a very useful tool for those who practiced with it often
also see: Malice Green Monster
"Green Monster?"
"Fuck that...Malice Green Monster!"
"duuuuud"
"pussy!"
"FINE...pack that shit up, asshole!"
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a can of mountain dew, slammed appropriately
on Master Chief Mondays my buddy Mike and I slam green monsters to enhance our Covinant killing precision.
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An extremely large penis see also Jolly Green Giant
"Hey Kevin Chambers! Show these ladies the Big Green Monster!"
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the Green Monster with optional 24 inch extension...increasing total length to 5 feet
often paired with the Liberty Bowl to increase bowl life
named in honor of malice green: black guy who recieved an unnecessary beat-down from the DPD
the Malice Green Monster was reserved for the most expert/stupid of tokers. one was considered legendary if he/she was able to clear it without coughing afterwards (snoman signature cough did not count)
unuseable alone due to extreme length, until it was discovered the a fireplace match between the toes would work well
"Time for some Malice Green Monster!"
"eat shit duud, I'm cashed out"
"Pussy!"
"Fuck Off!"
"doob?"
"koo"
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Shoving a green dry erase marker up someone's ass leaving a scary green monster mark on their rectum.
Steve:"Hey guess what."
Matt:"What?"
Steve:"Green monster time!"
Matt:"Oh god! Not my rectum!OOOHHHH!NNOOOOOO! It's so scary!"
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lang term for a pill called calanzapam and is use to get high or help panic attacks
WHOOO!!! I poped some green monster drugs pills last night and i dont know what happened
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this is someone who spends his life on discord and has for a very long time already, a Green Valley Monster is someone who pretends to be more autistic than they already are to gain sympathy from unsuspecting minors so it’s easier to groom them.
Green Valley Monsters usually tend to get swatted virtually every day, and have no sympathy to offer for when it happens to other people despite freaking out every time it happens to them :/
they hate their life and are unable to form normal, comprehensive sentences due to their disability and exaggeration of it.
once someone has been turned into a Green Valley Monster, they start to morph into what looks like a mole rat. this transformation can last for 20+ years, but know that it is a painful and extremely distressing period of time for the sufferer
if you relate to any of this, seek help because YOU 🫵 may be a Green Valley Monster
“i wouldn’t want to be a Green Valley Monster”