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Gripping

Fornicating with extraterrestrials.

The process involves a human placing his or her hand, palm side out, into an aliens hand, interlocking the fingers. Once the connection has been made, the human receives the greatest form of ecstasy circulating throughout the entire body. The grip recipient usually levitates 4 - 10 inches off the ground and displays an intense glow, varying in colors. Those who grip almost always ejaculate immediately and continues to orgasm even though the human runs out of semen

PHRASES:
Get gripped!!
Guys, I think I'm going to try and grip tonight..
I'm going to hang out by the edge of the forest in hopes of getting gripped.

I'm getting wounds on my hands from gripping too often...

by NosG September 15, 2010

70๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž


a grip

adjective meaning excess or large amounts of.

Fletcher had a grip a' funny money for the strip club.

by rickoshea September 24, 2003

76๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž


in a grip

A word used by stupid Michigan City residents who are "gangstas"

1. In a long time

Man I haven't seen my homies in a grip, since they went to the big-house.

by K.P. Apants April 5, 2004

60๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


grip

n. a phrase used to express quantity; a large amount of something.

"There were a grip of people at the concert."

"I have a grip of homework to finish before class tomorrow."

by UberGanz July 23, 2008

172๐Ÿ‘ 121๐Ÿ‘Ž


gripped

the feeling you get when the effects of adderol reach their peak. completely focused

im so gripped on this term paper right now

by etopp June 8, 2010

28๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gripping

The process of finding eroticism in the more innocent every-day relationship intimacies of others, for example couples kissing or holding hands or sharing a joke.

Specifically, Gripping is the action of masturbating over these moments. The person is henceforth known as a 'Gripper'.

Incidents of Gripping increase during particularly prolonged barren spells, without sexual contract from another human being.

This term 'Gripper' is particularly offensive to Worcestershire-based woodwork teachers.

Pam and Trevor's wedding was tarnished by Teddy "Gripping" thoroughout the service.

Oi - wanker!.... Who called me Gripper!?

by Quelmo Rodriguez May 7, 2011

38๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


grip

To have a large amount of something good.

Yo, I just got a fuckin' GRIP of weed, so let's blaze that shit up!

by Tom Lowe August 14, 2005

231๐Ÿ‘ 193๐Ÿ‘Ž