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The watery stuff when you open a cup of yogurt, that wants to make you drink a gallon of dish soap to cleanse yourself
person 1: ew i got loads of gurt in my yogurt today. person 2: you mean whey. person 1: no i mean gurt you fucking casual.
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The act of running or starting to run
When Lucas sees a black man he gurts toward him
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A mispronunciation of the name Grant by an asshole Brazilian.
Rainforrest killer: "Hey Gurt hows it going"
Grant: "My name is pronounced "Grant" not "Gurt" asswipe"
Rainforrest killer: "Ok Gurt"
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Short for ‘yogurt’, when you say it. It comes with a throaty GUUURT sound.
“Hey mark, lets go down some GUUURT!” GUUURT being that delicious yogurt.
when you squeeze something tightly and it all comes gushing out unexpectedly.
i gently grasped the long shaft, and slid my to fingers and thumb up the long tube quickly and with passion, the next thing i know i was being gurtted on from my yogurt tube.
a word used in such scenarios that other words may not be appropriate so thus gurts is introduced. It can mean anything and those involved in the conversation know what it means by the context surrounding it. Usually used in less serious situations
guy1: did you drink the last beer
guy2: yup
guy3: why you mother gurtser!
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