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Angry fat red heads that order happy meals and go into the bathroom (public) and have sex, then they take special sauce and rub on each others privite parts and lick it off.
Hey bitch who i say is my girlfriend you wanna go have an angry happy meal in the bathroom.
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Chicken and beer, simple as that
Fry me up a happy meal, bitch!
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A barely legal good-looking mongoloid you consider dating out of desperation or for temporary pleasure.
syn. Kids meal
"That's Jeff's first girlfriend in three years. Get this. She's a senior in high school."
"Yeah, she looks like a total happy meal."
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when some n00b come at you with a plasma pistol and a battle rifle or a plasma pistol and a carbine and two shots you. that combo is used only by people who havent matured enough to realize that it's for n00bs! just like the happy meal from McDicks.
"ThePher is happy mealing again"
"Imagine that" *rolls eyes*
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When a girl chews and swallows during oral sex.
A city girl: "Would you like a five dollar happy meal?"
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Term for when a man is receiving oral sex from a significant other and does not give warning of their impending climax. While he/she is startled at the sudden ejaculation in their mouth, the recipient of the blow job quickly hands a small toy to their partner. Preferably one usually found in a "Happy Meal" or 99 cent store. May also be referred to as a "Kid's Meal" if they are in the 18-21 age group.
To dumb it down a little...
When you getting a bow job, and you shoot your load with out giving them a heads up. When they get all pissed and shit, you give them a bullshit toy to piss them off even worse. Hence a Happy Meal, they ate and got a toy out of it.
"This chick was giving "bad" head, so I pissed her off with a Happy Meal instead."
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Slang term that refers more commonly to giving oral sex to a female, since oral sex given to a female is referred as eating pussy.
I gave that chick a happy meal and she squirted all over my face.
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