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social inertia

An expression used to describe the behavior of groups of individuals wherein, the larger the group, the harder it is to begin doing a task.

The social inertia of this committee has gotten a lot worse since adding an extra four members.

by Backdoor Banana November 13, 2014


Dynamic Inertia

a property of matter by which it remains at rest or in uniform motion in the same straight line unless acted upon by some external force but dynamically as in the Shake Weight™ product which ignites the muscles in your arms, shoulders, and chest.
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My wife purchased the Shake Weight™ today. I could have saved the $19.95 and had her practice Dynamic Inertia on my cock.

by Sir Bacon Longshanks October 6, 2009

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Emotional inertia

When something is so emotionally overwhelming that it paralyzes you (emotionally) as though the rest of the world is speeding along and you are frozen. This eventually leads to an emotionally slamming of your mind into the proverbial dashboard of life.

When I saw my beloved husband of 32 years naked in our jacuzzi with that 20 year old, I experienced a horrible emotional inertia. When I regained my senses a week later, I ran over him six times with my Hummer.

by Tina Ballance April 7, 2008

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poop inertia

The feeling right before you are about to take a rather large poop(s).

Mom: “Jimmy?”
Jimmy: “I’ll be out in a second!!”
Jimmy (quietly): man, I can feel the poop inertia building up right now! I- *ker-plunk*

by mattyvomg May 5, 2018


Boob inertia

When you are falling (whether that be from jumping, sliding downward, etc.) and your body reaches your final destination before your boobs do.

On the trampoline I experienced extreme boob inertia and it hurt like hell because I wasn't wearing a sports bra!

by pimmypimpim July 29, 2015


Virtual Inertia

When you use any virtual reality headset and feel yourself tilt in the opposite direction you are moving in game

I was racing in a virtual car and virtual inertia caused me to fall backwards

by Wildstone_Animations April 9, 2019


human inertia

human inertia is the force necessary to change from one state, such as watching MacGuyver escape from one more foreig prison camp with a pocket knife and an ABBA greatest hits cassette, to another state such as taking the trash out or answering the phone. Human inertia has profoundly changed the world
through repeated inaction.

Knowing he was no match for human inertia, Haans decided he would get a new cat later as opposed to getting up and letting the cat in from the blizzard.

by scottoff October 7, 2007

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