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A man or woman that breaks into a womans vagina.
"I bet my wife is a secret cooter intruder."
"That guy with the mustache is a cooter intruder. Go smell his big toe."
The blue vibrator found in my moms dresser when i was looking for socks. Also known as Ol' blue.
"Brian, why do you look horrified?"
"I just found Mom's blue intruder."
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When one of your bro's is sleep walking and creeps into your bed in the middle of the night for a cuddle or a brief chat.
Dude, last night I was bed intruding and had a short conversation with Adam while in his bed.
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An unwanted/unexpected erection or semi-on.
I was sitting on the bus, minding my own business and all of a sudden I got a fat intruder.
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An erect penis that has not been washed for months and smells like rotten kippers.
As Pete pulled out his tuna intruder, Andrea quickly filled her mouth with water to wash the bits of cheese from under his foreskin.
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Someone who rapes someone up the anus.
Friend 1: "Damn someone gave me a roofie last night and now my ass hurts."
Friend 2: " The dude must have been an anal intruder."
Friend 1: Shit!
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A person whom, without permission, sticks any part of their body in any of your pockets. (A parody of the popular bed intruder)
He's searching through yo pockets, snatching yo monies up. tryin steal so yall need to hide yo cards hie yo bills and hide yo change cause he's stealing everything in there. So he's a pocket intruder.
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