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Beuatiful, thin black girl with giant boobs and no ass. Sexy in a nerdy way, but her laugh sounds like a cat drowning. She has a great sense of humor and is a very loyal friend. Shes very nice but is kinda shy at times. Nick names include: Jem, Jemi, Jemz, Mima
Bob: hey jim check out that big booty bitch!
Jim: im more of a breast man... i prefer Jemimas
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One who’s name is ‘Jemima’ is usually referred to as a ‘Virgin’, she doesn’t like the opposing gender and tends to only ever kiss her/his mum.
“oMg you are the Jemima Virgin?!?! “
- “Yes”
“Lmao VIRGINNNNNN”
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A typical common looking girl with specs on, Not the most hot types, but loving and caring! Not all Boy's first choice but could be second! she likes to keep a little bit of upper lips which are occasionally wet after drinking water from bottle. These hard working girls forget to shampoo their head before work and might keep away!
Guy 1: I went to the supermarket yesterday, There I saw Jemima!
Girl1: Wow what was she like?
Guy 1: she was Hot AF but smelly!
Girl1: ughh?
Guy1: But that smell caused my Donga to grow as high as a tower!
Girl1: Disgusting!
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A girl that can't decide between two guys or girls. She is typically very small and gets angry easily and walks like the Hulk. She's a skatepark slut and is boy obsessed and gets called meatlovers. She lies a lot to get attention. She likes to hang around KFC in Ocean Grove. She loves talking about her problems and doesn't listen to anyone else and thinks the world revolves around her.
That chick reminds me of jemima, she's such a bitchy whore.
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A complete jackass that will be nice the first time they meet you, but they will soon find bitterness and become the worst bitch you've ever met.
Jemima, you're so nice
Thanks...
5 days later
Jemima, I think I've told you before... but...
Shut the fuck up you bitchy cunt, I fucking hate you!
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The esteemed co created of poga (look up poga)
Wow that Jemima really knows her poga
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Uncle Jemima is a crazy old fool who just wants to make liquor and show that there's more to this world than just making pancakes.
Uncle Jemima's Down Home Mash Liquor
'More fun than Pancakes!'
Uncle Jemima: Let me ask you a question: you like drinking? Well, you like drinking - who the hell don't? Well if you're like me, then you like to get bit just as fast as possible. That's why I'm proud to introduce to you...Uncle Jemima's Pure Mash Liquor. I'm Uncle Jemima! You probably know my wife, Aunt Jemima, the pancake lady! Now she says that selling booze is degrading to our people. I always say that black folk ain't exactly swellin' up with pride on the count of you flippin' flapjack. Ain't I right Sammy?
Sammy: Listen don't get me in this mess.
Then she say "why booze?" I say "Sell what you know, and I know about booze!" Uncle Jemima's Pure Mash Liquor has a 95% alcohol content - and that's per volume!
What the hell does that mean?
That means you get f***ed up for less money! Hook a brother up! Buy some of my pure mash liquor and let's show that old bitch that there's more to this world than just making pancake!
Aunt Jemima: Pancakes is ready!
Uncle Jemima: Oh you shut up woman! You're not gonna ruin this for me!
Sammy: What you swattin' at?
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