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On of the two basic types of people in the world. Johnsons are decent people that generally mind their own business but are always ready to offer help to anyone who needs it without judgment or reservation.
An expression first used by Jack Black in the memoir “You Can’t Win” and later referenced in the novels of William S. Burroughs. See also: Johnsons and Shits and Johnsons.
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An amazing guy that is sweet, funny,caring. Usually very attractive, tall and has a certain innocence about him, although he might admit to none of those things. He is completely calm, cool, and composed. No one can ever be mad at him, and if they are, they get over it. Someone who you would want to be in your life forever. Very huggable and kissable. Good with kids, and is very respectful. Just wonderful in every possible way. It's hard to not love a Johnson, he is totally and completely loyal, well educated, smart, funny, sexy, talented, good at everything. You have a friend for life with a Johnson. A Johnson is picky about who he opens up to though.
Johnson is the sweetest guy I've ever met.
Girl, I think I'm in love with Johnson.
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Another word for a huge man part, the term you use when you slanging hella dick. Packing straight cock.
If this is your last name your are most likely well endowed and slaying pussy till you get HIV like Magic Johnson
I thought she was looking at my shoes but she was looking at my Johnson.
That girl is fine as fuck, I'm trying to give her this Johnson.
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Johnson is a square head little boy. He was kicked from Minecraft so now he is playing Roblox.
Person one: "Hi Johnson"
Johnson: "f*** off
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A man's penis, no matter what the size.
Long Dong Silver: Man, you have a tiny johnson.
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The act of being stubborn or unrelenting in a way that is hidden behind a veil of cute and aesthetically pleasing behavior and therefor difficult to perceive.
In that outfit, with that smile, I lost the debate. She was totally johnsoning me.
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1.Bona Fide Ride
Step Aside My Johnson
Yes I Could In The Woods Of Wisconsin.
2. That boy has got a huge Johnson.
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