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Jonah is an artsy, funny person. He is incredibly intelligent and loves reading. Most of the time, though, his head is in the clouds, which leads to his existential thoughts. He is an amazing artist, whether it comes to music (usually plays the saxophone), cooking, or drawing and painting. When first meeting people appears very shy, but once he warms up he is super fun to talk to! Says random shit. He isn’t very athletic but loves being outside. His greatest quality, though, is that he is very honest. If you tell him a secret, you can be sure it will stay between you and him. Always super kind. Has blonde or brown hair, tall and skinny, usually a sagitarius.
If you ever meet a Jonah, befriend him! He will always listen to you and be very patient.
“What the hell is the point of this box in definitions like these?” Jonah asked
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A normally shy and introverted person who keeps his feeling locked inside, and you never really see much interesting about him until you try to get to know him, and when he trusts you, he WON’T shut up. Jonah is the kind of guy who loves memes and funny stuff in general. He always mixes up words or doesn’t think ahead of time before he speaks, usually ending up in a weird jumble of words. He is also extremely clumsy.
Person 1 : Jonah just spilled an entire carton of milk on himself...
Person 2 : that’s just Jonah.
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Jonah is a wonderful and a truely perfect person. Though he may seem out going, he is a very calm and introvertive person when with the person he truly loves. He is a very loyal and sweet person to be with. He isn't afraid to be honest and is very mature around his elders. He won't leave you alone if you are upset or mad at him or others. He cares so much about the person he loves and will do anything to keep them safe and loved. He is a soft person towards his family but isn't afraid to fight for the people he loves. He won't hesitate to stand up against someone if they hurt their friends or loved ones.
Person1:I heard you have a Jonah!
Person2:I do and I'll never let him go! I love him!!
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Jonah is the fiercest guy you could ever meet or get the chance to speak with. He will make you laugh for hours. He's lovely & magnetic but doesn't believe it when you tell him so.
He has incredible hair and beautiful eyes. He is very good looking but it probably a little too modest about it. He's so smart and loves to share random facts with others. He's a natural calming soul. He is charming and sweet.
However, don't mistake his kindness for weakness. He is very intuitive and once he realizes negative or shade he can and will let you know exactly what he is thinking and is cunning and sharp with his words. He is the most loyal & fun person you will ever know as long as its mutual.
Wow, look at that fierce guy! Oh, it must be a Jonah.
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One of the neatest people you will ever meet. They are intelligent and extremely kind but can be real assholes when they get angry. Most may seem shy but they have large dicks and can be sure to satisfy anyone.
That new kid is definitely a Jonah.
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Jonah is a special person. He’ll make you laugh even when he’s in the lowest place he can be, he will always give you a second chance, and he’ll make sure that the happiness you feel is pure and true. That is because Jonah is pure, and he deserves the world, but will never believe he does. He’ll just try and make the world better to make other’s lives worth it.
He’s SUCH a Jonah, he let me cry into his shoulder when no one else would.
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Jonah is the type of kid who's not afraid to say what's on his mind. In a way this is a good thing because it gets rid of the fake friends that don't know how to put up with his shit. 70% of what comes out of his mouth is stupid, 10% is perverted , 10% is about the illuminati, 5% is embarrassing himself unintentionally, and the last 5% is actually smart. Jonah kinda doesn't have a verbal filter (which is not a bad thing) but he needs to work on knowing the boundaries. Talking about boundaries, Jonah is obsessed with geography and is not afraid to show it. Overall, Jonah is a pretty odd kid, but we do need more Jonahs. If you find one, keep them as a pet :)
Person 1: What is that kid doing?! It actually seems like he's trying to get the prettiest girl in the grade to hate him.
Person 2: Dw that's just Jonah being himself
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