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Justice League dat hoe

Do the 3 superhero sex moves in the following order:

1. Batman dat hoe - While doggystylin your special ladyfriend do a batman mask on your face with your hands for 10 seconds without her knowing

2. Spiderman dat hoe - cum into your hand and throw it at her back just like Spiderman throws his net

3. Superman dat hoe - when finished place the bed linnen on her back. This way the linnen will stick to her back overnight and when she wakes up it will look like Supermans cape

I'll Justice League dat hoe!

by JoggeH May 3, 2009

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Realchat Justice League

The Realchat Justice League is an autonomous group apart of the justice league which is an organization of trolls that span across all of the chatrooms of the internet. where there are chatroom weaboos and roleplayers, there most likely is a justice league there to put them down. The Realchat Justice league is headed by Ty Glitchblade, and includes prominent members such as Erik, Vine, JPB, and vergil are among the most well known members. the group has well over 50 members in total(includes all active and nonactive members which have not resigned or kicked out)

animufan11: omg ichigo i love you ^^ holds ichigo tight in a tight embrace

REALCHAT JUSTICE TY: lol look its an animu faggot aww nobody likes you irl so you have to have sex with your internet boyfriends with text hmm yeah type those fingers faster i think hes getting off

blue espada9: OMG BLEACH IS THE BEST ANIME EVER ^_^

REALCHAT JUSTICE TY: anime sucks, and most aspecially bleach sucks. i tried to watch an episode of it while i waited for squidbillies. the only part that was ever entertaining was when the commercials came on.

johncasa:LEAV BLUE ESPADA ALONE BLEACH ROX

REALCHAT JUSTICE TY: sure if you're into shitty animation poorly written storylines and shitty dialogue
blue espada9: why are you so mean what did i ever do to you to deserve this!!!!11111 fuck you fuck everybody i hat u all!!111

johncasa: i hate this chatroom
johncasa has logged out

REALCHAT JUSTICE TY: loloololol just another day in the lulz for the Realchat Justice League

booty football tomato mushrooms internet stealth pentai everybody poops

by REALCHAT JUSTICE TY August 1, 2009

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Justice League: War

So, I'm watching this clip, right?

Hym "From Justice League: War. The one where Vandal Savage uses Batman's contingencies against the Justice League, right? And it's the part where the Flash gets a bomb bolted to his wrist, right? So Batman sends him to an iceberg so he can phase through it and shake the bomb off, right? But when the bomb explodes, ice shrapnel hits Barry and cuts his clothes and I'm like... How? How does that explosion propel ice... FASTER THAN THE FLASH in a full sprint? I mean, he's running in the same direction as the shrapnel so it was moving literally fast enough to catch the flash with a head start, cut his arm, and the shockwave sent him reeling. It shouldn't be possible. Especially with him running fast enough to run on water! Even then he could have just continued to phase until the explosion when off. Doesn't make sense. There you have anime logic at it's finest. Go watch that show if you haven't seen it. Especially Jennifer Lawrence. You definitely need to see it Jenny as you have no culture. Now go forth. I command it."

by Hym Iam July 20, 2024


justice league

the movie is good and bad first time you watch it. after watching it a couple of times you start hating it.
after watching endgame you really think its bad. Justice league is just shit.
its so sad to see such good comics turn into such bad movies. '
i feel bad for the great unic characters from the comics that is so bad in the movies.

marvel fan: "bro hurry up the new marvel movie is starting in 5 minutes!"
marvel fan 2: "wait a sec bro just gotta make a justice league"
DC fan: "hurry up in there i really have to make a justice league!"

by Mr.Tasty Fart June 12, 2019