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n. A two-pronged act consisting of abbreviated sexual aggression followed by an equally abbreviated, futile effort to flee. This orchestration is often attempted by high ranking officials of the International Monetary Fund in their efforts to share "seed money" with disenfranchised members of the global community.
Victim: Officer, I believe he pulled a Strauss-Kahn on me.
Officer: What makes you think that?
Victim: Just take a look at my underwear.
Officer: Oh my gosh -- these are definitely the markings of
a Strauss alright! Where might I find the Kahn?
Victim: If you act fast enough, you'll foil his efforts to flee by
intercepting him at the airport. Likely on a flight to Paris.
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Named for the infamous French IMF head, to "Strauss-Kahn" means to force oneself onto a weaker person. Usually involving some form of exhibitionism, "Strauss-Kahn'ing" most often occurs between an older man of status and a younger working class woman.
He came out of the bathroom and totally "Strauss-Kahn'd" that chick.
or
When the overweight whore monger stayed overnight in the NYC jail, his cellmates "Strauss-Kahn'd" him with fervor.
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He's a really good driver, he just has some pretty bad luck. He'll win someday, for sure. Most girls like him because he's "OmGz hAwT".
"It's the last lap, Kasey Kahne is in the lead, and ohhhh...he ran out of gas."
I'm just kiddng, Kasey. Drive it like you stole it!
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Shao Kahn was an advisor to the dragon king, however he poisoned him and took over his place. Shao Kahn was now the emperor of "Outworld", one of the many realms in Mortal Kombat. He is a brillant leader but very cruel and merciless. His biggest accomplishment is perhaps taking control of Edenia (Another realm) and merging it with Outworld. His next interest was earthrealm and sent Shang Tsung to take over this realm by using Mortal Kombat. With Goro, a shokan prince, Outworld won 9 mortal kombats tournaments meaning one more would allow Shao Kahn to take over Earthrealm.
However the shaolin monk, Liu Kang defeated both Goro and Shang Tsung. Irritated at Shang Tsung, he was convinced of luring the earthrealm fighters to outworld while Shang Tsung and his servants would ressurect queen sindel that suicided herself when she was Shao Kahn wife, refusing to be enslaved. Liu Kang fought Kintaro and the emperor Shao Kahn. Despise how incredibly powerful Shao Kahn was, he was defeated. However queen Sindel was ressurected and Shao Kahn went to Earthrealm to take her. By doing this, Earthrealm became fused with Outworld and all humans had their soul stolen except for a few fighters that were protected by Raiden the god of thunder. Despise how well his plan went, he was once again defeated by Liu Kang and in the process, Earthrealm became back to normal.
Shao Kahn was now weakened and Shang Tsung and Quan Chi formed an alliance and bringing Quan Chi to them they swore allegiance to the emperor only to attack and kill him. However despise their easy victory, they simply killed a clone of Shao Kahn. Shao Kahn was able to flee and saw Goro that was wounded to death. Shao Kahn used the last of his power to save Goro thus gaining Goro trust and once again his allegiance and the shokans.
Most recently he is seen in Mortal Kombat Armageddon making an uneasy alliance with Quan Chi, Shang Tsung and Onaga (The Dragon King). It is not known if this is canon in the serie at the moment.
In gameplay, Shao Kahn is a very powerful foe worthy of being the final boss. His attacks are devastating so much that his lack of motion is easily ignored. Shao Kahn has a "trademark" weapon known as the Wrath Hammer, a sledgehammer that he sometime use in kombat. Another thing that makes him a memorable villain, Shao Kahn taunts his enemies in battles and sometime before and/or after. This is his biggest weakness because he then becomes vulnerable for an attack.
Some Taunts: You will die mortal!
You will never win!
Feel the wrath of Shao Kahn!
Feel the power of Shao Kahn!
You suck!
Its official, you suck!
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often referred to as a god. A Noel kahn will usually have men carrying him to his palace as bikini models feed him grapes from the vine. They are usually pimpin with the shawtys .
is that superman? fabio? a greek god? oh wait naw man thats a noel kahn
An Incredibly good looking NASCAR driver
OMG Kasey Kahne is hot
Yes, I know
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NASCAR Nextel Cup Driver for the Number 9 Dodge Dealers/UAW Dodge Charger for Evernham Motorsports. Won the 2004 Raybestos Rookie of the Year for the NNCS in the Number 9 Dodge Dealers/UAW Dodge Intrepid. One hell of a driver. He began his racing career in his home state of Washington at age 14, and before moving up to NASCAR some years later, had quite the list of wins and Championships in various racing catergories (Sprint cars, Midgets, etc). Began racing in the NASCAR Busch Series for Ford in 2002, made his Dodge debut in 2003 with Akins Motorsports Number 38 Great Clips Dodge. Recieved his first Busch win in the Number 38 Great Clips Dodge in the 2003 season finale at Homestead-Miami Speedway. Has a number of 2nd places. Won is first NNCS race at Richmond International Speedway in Richmond, VA on May 14, 2005. The first Dodge Charger win since the 70's. He occasionally drives the Number 38, as well as Evernham's Number 6 Hungry Driver's Dodge, in the Busch Series. Has fans of all ages, male and female. Especially female. Mainly because he's ridiculously gorgeous. His younger brother Kale Kahne notes this.
Kasey's fame is becoming real close to that of a Rockstar.--Kale Kahne
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