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The act of consuming alcoholic beverages in excessive amounts while not meeting the legal age requirements of society.
Dan: Hey I think Peter went Kayaking last night.
Fred: Yeah, I know. It looks like he has a hangover...
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Similar to motor-boating but with butt cheeks instead of boobies (ie. eating ass).
Johnny: I heard Peter is an ass eater from way back.
Tony: Yeah, he went kayaking this weekend.
When your marijuana burns inside the paper causing a hole partway down the joint.
Not to be confused with canoeing.
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One who suffers from herpes simplex B, otherwise known as genital herpes. Established by herpes medication comercials, where admitted sufferers of genital herpes participate in activities such as kayaking.
1. "What do you think of that girl?"
- "No dude, shes a definant kayaker."
2. "Shes pretty hot, eh?"
- "She's got da herps, she might as well be riding a kayak."
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A "Kayak" is that person you see in public that makes you mad, laugh, and wonder what the fuck they are thinking all at the same time. That person you just cant seem to find the right word to describe. yeah, thats a fucking kayak.
that guy at the bar with the leather jacket tied around his waist, anyone that smokes fish, anyone with a mustache/mohawk combo, someone with a tattoo of a tear under their eye. "hey look at the fucking kayak", "that guy was a total fucking kayak"
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Someone who is so incredibly stupid that their intelligence is comparable to some whomst actually has a form of mental disability.
Can also be shortened to "yak"
Person 1 says something really stupid
Person 2 "Holy shit you are such a fucking kayak"
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A 20 foot long, spiked steel dildo with rotating saw blades. It is painted red with the blood with the innocent.
Hey did your girlfriend use the kayak last week?
Yeah she drowned in her own blood but she sure did enjoy it!
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