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Krabbing a girls patties is the equivalent of anal penetration.
Guy 1: Hey man Brittney gave me the keys to the krusty krab last night.
Guy 2: What do you mean
Guy 1: She totally let me Krabby her Patties
Guy 2: Niceeee, buttsex?
Krabby Patty- anal penetration
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Its cocaine
The Krabby Patty Formula is just cocaine lets be real
A challenge where one must go through a difficult obstacle course to get the Krabby patty secret formula (you may die)
Guy1: “This Krabby patty challenge is so hard”
Guy 2: “so are we not gonna talk about that guy 3 is currently being burnt alive?”
The krabby patty formula is a formula for the sacred krabby patty, crafted in the Krusty Krab by Spongebob himself. For years on end their business rivals The Chum Bucket have been trying to obtain this formula and bring the Krusty Krab down, but so far they have failed miserably.
Plankton: I'll get that krabby patty formula one day, crabs!
Mr. Krabs: Fuck off plankton you tiny little wanker. Just you wait until your asleep I'm gonna get me daughter Pearl to shove chum down your fucking throat while I pin you down and rape your tight little ass you cunty little bastard.
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Rumor has it, the secret recipe contains Neptune's Powder (also known as cocaine). But like the rumors, it is hoax. The Secret Recipe doesn't exist, when Plankton tried stealing the Recipe, creating a fake music band. When Plankton gets a Recipe bottle, the bass breaks it making the Recipe readable, but it only shows gibberish. So yeah, it's just a marketing catch. Krabby Patty is just an ordinary burger. But with vegetarian meat. (Stephen Hillenburg said. (R.I.P))
- Wow! The Krabby Patty is finally mine! Let's see the Secret Formula, shall we?
*REALISATION*
(We gotta get SpongeBob back!, by Joe, example of Krabby Patty Recipe)
From SpongeBob SquarePants the Krabby Patty Formula is Cocaine which is why all of fish of Bikini Bottom are hooked on Krabby Patties
Plankton: I'll get that Krabby Patty Formula one day Krabs!
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