Librarying

Verb: To go get a book from the library. The same as borrowing.

Me: "I've decided books are too expensive, so instead of buying them, I'm librarying them."
Bro: "Don't you mean borrowing?"
Me: "Uhm...no..."

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Libraried

v. used as a verb to add increased credence to words like archived and cataloged when trying to relay the importance, or priority of the action.

The data should be libraried for later retrieval/access

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library

the bathroom (because its where people have time to read)

im going to the library.

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library

Where millenials go to have sex

Hey girl lets go to the library

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Librarier

the male form of a Librarian

"What is Jim doing for work now?"
You didn't hear? He's a librarier."

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library

It's just a place where homeless people come to shave and go BM.

"What's a library, dad?

Oh, it's just a place where homeless people come to shave and go BM. Let's go inside."

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library

Used to be a place where you could spend a nice, quiet afternoon reading a book or studying or checking your email. Now it's a place where the government watches your every move with recently-installed hidden cameras.

If you miss the deadline for returning a book to your local library, expect a call from your local government agency.

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