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Like a unicorn or Bigfoot a Black Lifeguard is an urban myth
They say a black lifeguard haunts these waters.
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(noun): A brown-noser, kiss ass, or anyone generally being phony to advance their career/social standing
Whereas lifeguards famously cover their noses in white sunblock, a reverse lifeguard's nose is covered in a different substance...
Man 1: I see Dave's been kissing the boss's ass hard since that new sales position became available.
Man 2: Yeah it looks like he'll be on reverse lifeguard duty until he gets it.
To 69 - guy on top with his balls in the girl's mouth - and with one movement, the guy sits up and shit-streaks the girls' nose resembling a lifeguard with sunscreen on his nose.
"No, I'm not kidding, Becky! He pulled his coin-purse out of my mouth and just when I thought he was gonna nut down my throat, he gave me a fucking Dirty Lifeguard! And he's just laughing at me yelling "SHART! SHART!"
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the lifeguard speciality take talent. When you are either fuckin a girl or getting dome you pull out and hold down her arms. Then you proceed to cum all over her nose so she looks like a lifeguad with sunscreen on the tip of her nose. If her nose is not big enough you can blow the remaining jizz all over her face just for shits and giggles.
Avery: "I am so mad at Carlos"
Kayra: "Why is that Avery?"
Avery: "Well, last night he gave me a mean lifeguard specialty because I gave him a birmingham booty call the night before..."
Kayra: "I love lifeguard specialties!!!!"
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A party with lots of hot lifeguard sex
I'm a head over to the lifeguard orgy
The friend who cockblocks you purposefully in order to make sure losers don't waste your time.
Some girl: "Oh my God, did you see that douche trying to talk to Jill?"
Jill's retard lifeguard: "Yeah, when she went to the bathroom, I told him she was pregnant."
Sexual Position in which, the female lays down, face first, on the shore with both hands by her side. Her lower back should be arched, at this point, the male who plays the role of the Cornish lifeguard, (who is just finishing his pasty), is thrusting his fallace in her anus. The added bonus is that the tide allows the female to freely and lifelessly sway back and forth in the cooling cornish tide.
First Guy: So how did the date with Mandy go?
Second Guy: Couldn't have been better, we did the Cornish Lifeguard. - All day.
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