Litigation

The state of being lit

Shii! Matthew's undergoing litigation. He's so lit!

LITigated

a party in the law of lit-uation

I’m passed being lit, I am LITIGATED

tubal litigation

Refers to assorted court-proceedings (such as child-support lawsuits, paternity-tests, etc.) dat stem from a problem/dispute regarding whether or not a chick has had her baby-factory deactivated.

It's not always prudent for an eager stud to just trustingly believe a gal if she says dat she's had her girly-junk altered --- there's a definite risk of tubal litigation if things don't work out as planned. Using a condom and/or sticking to blow/hand jobs might be a wiser action.

catastrophic litigation potential

A dangerous legal situation where the potential for litigation and the effects thereof could cause permanent widespread damages to all parties.

The catastrophic litigation potential is huge on the new case. There's a chance everyone will be fired and go to prison.

We thought there was catastrophic litigation potential but it was just a false alarm.