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Tasty little motherfuckers. Best served with a side of sea turtle stew and something else a little more endangered.
Also: When you're doing a mondo fat chick and take a taco (green) shit on her face.
They don't call Manatees sea cows for nothin'.
You like that seaweed, don't you?
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An obese gay man with little or no body hair. Compare to bear.
Even a manatee can get laid in Berlin these days with the right amount of euros.
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1)An animal of the sea that is endangered
2)Comes from the american word man seed. Refered to in the same contexed as Skeet
Awww...Manatee Manatee Mantee (not skeet)
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The manatee is a fat grey bastard!
Closely resembling a 200lb mass of grey rubber.
Got to go my Manatee has scrot rot
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A morbidly obese gay man with little or no body hair.
Even a manatee can get laid in Berlin these days with the right amount of Euros.
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An extreme form of catfishing where the cat fisher is big nasty ugly scary hairy just jesus christ beyond catfish the sea cows of fake profiles god awful stinky hoes that make blind children cry but was clever enough to get your dumbass in the DMs and over to her place and you might as well of walked into a musty booty cave with a lurching manatee you is not even aware of how nasty they are and isn't even fucked up about the exact opposite in like profile that aint her like would just accept that and join the manatee colony
Yo that girl ive been talking to ya know the sexy one
Yah what's good
I'm going to see her tonight
Bet
(Later that night)
Howd it go bro
AAHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH OH MY GOOOOD AAHHHHHHHH
wtf happened you get catfished?
Worse ...i was ...manateed ( sobs uncontrollably)
Im so sorry bro....you have my condolences...fuck man ...are you going to be ok....
(Dies)
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An uncommon insult describing a fat induvidual.
Person 1: "Did you see that guy in that video I sent you?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's a manatee"
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