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When a man with an above avrage penis whips it out to assert his domance over another man or group of men.
Named after 36th president Lindon B. Johnson who would often brag about, and show off, his large penis to political opponents in order to assert his domance.
Note: confidence is arguably more important then size in pulling off the Johnson Manuever. A man can assert his domance over another man with a larger penis. So long as the first man has the confidence to back it up. However, if both men have equal confidence then the maneuver quickly devols in to physical violence or a litteral dick measuring contest.
my boy Tyler kept running his mouth so I pulled the old Johnson Maneuver on his headass
The act of one vehicle repeatedly ass ramming another vehicle in a series of back and forth motions, typically caused by poor throttle control.
It looked like he lost control but really he was performing the Highlet Maneuver.
The act of eye-catchingly sitting on a chair with low backrest by moving your leg over it before sitting down. One should always look the person they want to impress directly in their eyes. Famously performed and originated by cdr. William T. Riker on Star Trek : The next Generation.
If you want to nail that girl, you should do the Riker Maneuver while you sit down.
A 'Pitt maneuver' is when a female forces an unwilling/unwitting male to attend a romantic movie. These movies generally star some glamourous ,handsome dude like Brad Pitt. They are typically the kinds of movies that a male will avoid attending at any cost. This maneuver is similar in methodology to the police department's 'PIT' maneuver, whereby a police vehicle forces the apprehended vehicle's occupant into compliance against their will.
A: Hey man, missed you at the pool hall last night, what happened?
B: Ugh.....don't remind me about last night. The missus pulled a 'Pitt maneuver' on me and I ended up watching Sex in the City part 8. There's 3 hours of life I'll never get back....
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A slip, mistake, or unintentional move, followed through with confidence and panache as if it were intended all along. Cats are masters of this: a cat might leap and miss, then calmly look at you as if to say "Yeah, I meant to do that."
"What's the band doing? That's weird... and interesting!"
"I've never heard them play it that way before; maybe it's a feline maneuver."
"Think they'll do it that way on the CD?"
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Snoova Maneuver- v. action. Making a play on another man’s hairy shitty ass due to affiliation with the Snoova Gang. 43-112st Hoover Criminals have a long rich history of down right disgusting homosexual activity. Legendary Booty Bandits like Devil and Fat Rat have been doing Snoova Maneuvers and Snoova Sexual activities since the 70’s. Cheeseburger went viral for sucking dick among another Snoova Sexual activities. Snoovas love to say “other hoods do it too” instead of just cleaning up house. Between the LA County Jail and CDCR most homosexual behavior has been eradicated but the Snoova Sexuals had an active Booty Bandit(Devil) well into the 2000’s. Of over 300 black gangs in Los Angeles County Snoovas are synonymous with homosexual activities, even having members(male members) working Figueroa Street as prostitutes.
Aye cuz put that lean down and that powda bag, get on yo program it’s Snoova Sexuals the the county and they pull Snoova Maneuvers on weak niggas.
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Where two people have sex in a monster truck tire
Morgan and Cora did the Bus Maneuver for eight hours straight last night