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When a hormonal woman forcibly asserts her monthly menstrual blood sacrifice on the unsuspecting innocent male's genitalia, with the force of a raging bull.The rush of crimson red blood on the male's pubic region constitutes marking her territory during this time of fluctuating hormonal rage...
Yo that woman just matadored all over him...
As the hormonal woman slapped the unsuspecting man-bitch across his face, she angrily mounted his penis shaft and proceeded to Matador all over him.
You better shut the fuck up or she will matador all over your blood-stained balls..
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(noun) one who has anal sex with the grandeur of that of a king, or to be more exact, an anal bullfigher.
Josh isn't no lightweight when it comes to anal sex-- hes a backdoor matadore!
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A Dutch group of 8 fighters(Dutch translated=strijders) which all the women like to pair up with. The group was found by the polish "El Matador" (at the moment gang leader) in 2008 which seduced mothers of enemy gangs.
"Did you just witness how that guy got that girls number within a minute?!" "He must be a member of El Matador."
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A form of cow fighting popular in McBee, SC. Involves a redneck chasing a cow with his pants down trying to 'stab it' with his penis.
"Where's your brother?"
"He got caught playing McBee Matador with Jeffersons' prized Hereford, and they threw his cow-fucking ass in jail."
Quickly dolling out a large amount of cash to avoid an unpleasant situation.
My angry ex-girlfriend came b-lining towards my table, so I quickly threw down some matador money and took off.
El Matadore is a spoof, Yorkshire based grime/hip hop artist. His videos are for comedy purposes, and some of the claims he makes whilst talking to the camera back this up.
He is most well known for his Devvo diss that made it onto the Doncaster Chav's website, fat - pie. This prepelled him into the spot light, with a large share of people taking his side in the "beef".
Its subtle humour, but its hilarious! If you are into observational comedies such as The Office, Lead Balloon, and even Alan Partridge, this is for you!
El Matadore - "Being brought up where I'm brought up, (Sheffield), is like a game of dice.... roll for a 1, live life on the street, roll for a 6, (points to himself)... and lifes a bloody treat...."
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A sacred ritual performed by an abnormally large naked man with a towel and a pudgy man with a torn ACL. The large naked man waves his towel in front of the pudgy man. The pudgy man uses all the strength left in his ACL to charge the unclothed matador. The matador eventually defeats the bull and screams and shakes his penis for all to see to signify a victory over the bull. The ritual is to be performed only on a Thursday and is said to provide the Amarillo High School football team with a victory. The act can only be complete if the person playing the matador and the person playing the bull have the same size of football pants. The ritual does not work for playoff games and can be counteracted by a Jew Spell.
Philip dropped his pants to reveal his penis so that he could defeat Dalton in a battle to the death. Dalton charged Philip with all his strength his little ACL could put out, but he was no match for the Naked Matador.
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