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Mayonnaise

An instrument

No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. (Lies)

by Lovelyjollylocks December 7, 2016

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Mayonnaise

Redneck version of saying man there is

Mayonnaise a lot of people here today

by Redneck2004 February 21, 2019

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mayonnaise

Mayonnaise.. usually white and put on a sandwich. Or other foods. IT also has a redneck definition..

Mayonnaise a lot of people here tonight....

by Grumpy Granny December 21, 2016

7๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mayonnaise

A word indicating the skeet, also known as semen, that is ejaculated from a man's sexual apparatus; when used in this context it always refers to a woman being either covered in or filled with the afformentioned term.

Dude, I was having sex with this one chick while making myself a sandwhich, first I put on the mayonnaise, then i pu ont the mayonnaise!!!

by Malcolm OSX April 23, 2006

44๐Ÿ‘ 40๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mayonnaise

Drunk, drugged or otherwise inebreated.

Did you see how Joe was stumbling all over the place, he is totally mayonnaise.

by edisonbattery April 11, 2016

13๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mayonnaise

A Texas redneck word from Jeff Foxworthy meaning "man there's".

Mayonnaise a lot of people here this evening!

by ืื ื’ื• ืจืื“ื•ืก December 27, 2012

13๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


mayonnaise

The extra skin that folds over between the bottom of a tight t-shirt and the top of a pair of low-rise jeans on a fat girl.

Dude, check out the mayonnaise on that bitch.


by Aquagimp February 18, 2009

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