Fruit Mergers Remastered

A roblox game about merging fruits, where moderators constantly admin abuse and the developers ruin the game.

Bob: "Have you played Fruit Mergers Remastered yet James?"
James: "I have, I merged fruit up to the Watermelon, but all my progress was ruined by a moderator! The recent update introduced so many bugs, it is hard to play."

big burger merger

A sexual metaphor depicting a supposed merger of two major burger restaurant chains.

Daryl: Did you hear about the Big Burger Merger that's going on?
John: No.
Daryl: Ronald McDonald stuck his Big Mac into Wendy's Hot 'n Juicy!
John: Sheeeeeeeeeeee-yiiiiiitttttt!!!!!!!!.

Holey Merger

Like two black holes colliding, the dance of two buttholes coming together. Clenching and unclenching until finally coming together and forming a rhythm. One clenching, while the other unclenches in sync, forming a unified black hole.

Taylor and I successfully performed the Holey Merger last night. Now I know she's the one.