mexican party hat

A paper toilet seat cover that you use on a public toilet so you don't get other people's crap on your ass.

"I needed to you the restroom at the Burger King but there weren't any mexican party hats to put down on the toilet".

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mexican top hat

instead of rolling the tip of your joint, you burn it hence causing the top of the joint visible, therefore it looks like a mexican sombrero.

Burns better and slower

yo subarú make that fat king size a nice mexican top hat

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Mexican Top Hat

The act of pushing your head deep enough into a woman's vagina so that your tongue can touch her anus. Thus, you appear to be wearing an attractive top hat. It is Mexican because the tongue to anus is absolutely disgusting and dirty.

I got a Mexican Top Hat from my girlfriend last night, and it was the sickest thing I've ever experienced.

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Mexican cowboy hat

Paper seat covers in public restrooms and porta potty’s

Hey does that porta potty have any Mexican cowboy hats?

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