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In a group of 3 people, the second fattest.
Stacy's a unicycle, Jackie's a minivan, Mariah's a School Bus.
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A vehicle driven by a male who has given up on life.
John stopped driving the minivan when his Prozac kicked in.
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Just like it sounds, two in the front, five in the back (child seats not required but accepatable).
Preferred by soocer milfs. (Bong...)
I was at a soccer game the other day, and I walked up to your mother and ripped off her mom's jeans, and proceeded to put two fingers in her worn-out five kid puss and gave her other orfice (her gaping asshole) a heavyweight prize-fighter knockout punch. The minivan!
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minivanning -noun. the sexual act of inserting two fingers in the vagina and whole fist in the anus simultaneously.
I was minivanning this chick.
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The fat friend in the group.
"Then your fat friend her nickname is minivan." - Kayne West
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Vehicle driven by asshole suburban mothers who often only have 1-2 kids and have no need for a vehicle that seats 8. While thought to be more efficient than SUVs, the driver always looks like a complete loser who should just suck it up and buy an SUV regardless of the gas milage.
I stopped talking to my mother after she bought a minivan.
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The fat girl, usually spotted in a trio or quad group of girls. Minivans typically dress as if they were attractive. These swift moving, fast talking creatures will stay close to an attractive girl, and live of playing as a cock block
"Yo Stacy was lookin good today, so I felt like I should holla at her for a change. I got her attention but that damn MINIVAN parked in front of her."
"Why is that MINIVAN wearing a skirt, nobody needs to see that."
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