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muzz

marcus dibble

β€œyou can’t even muzz, this calls for a muzz” then he dances to music

by thedeadlytruth101 September 28, 2018

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Uncle Muzz

1. To be an out and out champion bloke. Often the life of the party and the one with the best jokes and stories. That is, like your favourite Uncle.

2. A name used to describe a regular visitor of strip joints. The strippers know him so well, and are comfortable with him, that he is some what like an Uncle.

3. Someone that is a borderline alcoholic, often waking up in odd places and having minimal recollection of the night before.

1. When walking into a party, make the annoucement: "this shit is about to get real, Uncle Muzz is here!"

2. Stripper: "UNCLE MUZZ! Just the usual?"
Person being address: "Yes thanks darlin'"

3. Person: "I can't remember a thing from last night, and I woke up in the bathroom of a retirement village"
Person's friend: "Good one Uncle Muzz."

by Straight Shooting Realist August 20, 2011

32πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


anal muzz

the discharge that comes out of someones ass (male or female) after prolonged anal sex.

Lisa is always complaining about how much anal muzz she has when her and billy finish having anal sex.

by fuckthathotass69 July 26, 2017


muzzing

To muzz is the growing of hair on the upper lip that is not quite as thick as a mustache, but is denser than peach fuzz. Combined you get muzz. Muzzing is the growing.

"Forgive me, for I am muzzing"

by I<3muzz July 23, 2014

7πŸ‘ 87πŸ‘Ž


muzz

Someone who borrows money even though they have some. Someone who smokes your weed even though they have some. Someone who drinks your drink even if they one.

AKA Matty Pynn from Medford, Ma. He's a fuckin muzz

by Jessica Porter April 6, 2008

5πŸ‘ 44πŸ‘Ž


fat muzz

A derogatory term for an overweight, stinky dorito eating idiot.

Bro I was walking down to the servo and I saw the fattest fat muzz ever. It smelt like straight shit.

by Muzzatron September 26, 2017

10πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


bust a muzz

To "Bust a Muzz" meaning to ejaculate in large quantities.

eg, Man I'm in PSES!!! I'm about to Bust a Muzz!!

by MANGOPSES June 28, 2010