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Before sexual activity, the male warms up by nicely asking his partner to gently place curryof your choice along the penis for a warming, tingly sensation. when the curry is neatly placed along the penis, it is then insterted to either the mouth, the anus or the vagina.
Good luck guys.
Becky - "Oh my god guys, guess which bastard gave me The Naked Mans Curryfest Last night?!"
Jillian - "Was it Paul? Simon? Craig? Fred? Pete? Joe? Ronny?"
Becky - "Nah, it was that dick Clark, he put the curry on his cock himself!"
Jillian - "Oh, that's not roight"
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If you take a chick (if you're a guy)out on a date and it isn't going too well then take her back to your place. Then when she goes to the toilet strip down bollock naked and when she comes out, 2 out of 3 times you get laid.
Three guys go on a triple blind date
they each take their respective partners back to their flats and they meet up the next day.
1st guy: did you do the naked man rule?
2nd guy: Yeah . it worked BOOM
3rd guy: for me third guy unlucky
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Its where a naked man and a female dog fuck making a naked man bitch, it come our of the man not the dog
i'm a naked man bitch, my life sucks
Having sex without a condom, in the raw, aka raw dog, raw doggin it
Damn! I got it last night, but I went up in it naked meant man.
Dude, did you hit that naked meat man?
Don't tell me you hit that naked meat man style.
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the naked dance is performed by a male spouse when trying to engage in sexual activities with female spouse
He performed his man naked dance
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A cocktail containing two parts Orange Juice, one part Vodka, one part Southern Comfort Whiskey, and one part Amaretto served in a rocks glass.
"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
"No, but I've drank one."
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The naked man left in the drained pool is typically someone who was around something that started, and then there after it leaves, like a nostalgia nerd, or someone left in the middle after their two friends have a fight with each-other and break apart the friendship.
Jeez, my friend is still obsessed with Dungeon Keeper 2. What a naked man left in the drained pool.